View Full Version : ProfessionalSoldiers.com Pro Bass Fishing Team!
Bill Harsey
01-08-2005, 19:17
Since we have a member here who now specializes in making fishing knives. I thought this would be a good time to announce the ProfessionalSoldiers.com Pro Bass Fishing Team!
I can call out "Conn, Sonar. Contact at xxx feet" everytime the fish finder goes off :lifter :p
Bill Harsey
01-08-2005, 20:01
I can call out "Conn, Sonar. Contact at xxx feet" everytime the fish finder goes off :lifter :p
Your hired.
The Reaper
01-08-2005, 21:30
Well, I have a nominee for the President. :munchin
TR
Roguish Lawyer
01-08-2005, 21:51
Well, I have a nominee for the President. :munchin
TR
I'll second. Although that is not a bass.
Just lookin out for your well being here sir, but those two red slash marks at 7 o'clock wouldn't be red lip stick would it ?????
alphamale
01-09-2005, 01:56
Well, I have a nominee for the President. :munchin Ohhhhhh puhhhhlease!
She is wearing a BRA out in public! Not even a Sports-Bra. An under-thing Bra !!
And as RL said, that's not even a bass!
FrontSight
The Reaper
01-09-2005, 08:47
Ohhhhhh puhhhhlease!
She is wearing a BRA out in public! Not even a Sports-Bra. An under-thing Bra !!
And as RL said, that's not even a bass!
FrontSight
I disagree.
Would you guys like to see the rest of this pic?
casey, I don't think that is lipstick. Nail polish, maybe.
TR
Jack Moroney (RIP)
01-09-2005, 09:13
Well, I have a nominee for the President. :munchin
TR
MOM!!
Well as long as it is going to be a family affair, I'll bring the hand grenades.
Jack Moroney
Bill Harsey
01-09-2005, 09:33
MOM!!
Well as long as it is going to be a family affair, I'll bring the hand grenades.
Jack Moroney
I've heard the fishing slows down a bit after Jacks lures are used.
Bring 'em, we'll probably need 'em.
Bill Harsey
01-09-2005, 09:37
Ohhhhhh puhhhhlease!
She is wearing a BRA out in public! Not even a Sports-Bra. An under-thing Bra !!
And as RL said, that's not even a bass!
FrontSight
Who cares about the bra, that's a great fish she just caught. Nothing wrong with a little cross-fishing-training.
All of this with honest apologies to a great fly fisherwoman we have here.
Fly fishing works good on bass too.
mumbleypeg
01-09-2005, 10:07
Would I be obligated to use one of those fancy pants cane type rods...wait this is Bass fishing, would I be allowed to ski behind the boat?
I would like to simply state my opinion that members of the team should be allowed to wear whatever undergarments they feel maximizes their fishing prowess.
mffjm8509
01-09-2005, 12:14
Who cares about the bra, that's a great fish she just caught.
There was a fish in that picture?
mp
Who cares about the bra, that's a great fish she just caught. Nothing wrong with a little cross-fishing-training.
All of this with honest apologies to a great fly fisherwoman we have here.
Fly fishing works good on bass too.Ah...to be standing on my brother-in-law's bass boat hopping little froggies across the lake with my 6 weight...and then to be able to pull out my spinning rod and beat him # for #. (It's a shame that I'm stuck with those little Chesapeake stripers until I get back to the midwest. :D )
Which reminds me -- the first fly-fishing show of the season is next weekend.
Surgicalcric
01-09-2005, 12:56
Who cares about the bra, that's a great fish she just caught...
What fish?
Oh there it is...did not see it at first.
Crip
Kyobanim
01-09-2005, 13:44
I disagree.
Would you guys like to see the rest of this pic?
casey, I don't think that is lipstick. Nail polish, maybe.
TR
Since FS doesn't like the bra, do you have one without it?
alphamale
01-09-2005, 13:46
What fish? Oh there it is...did not see it at first. CripThere was a fish in that picture? mpI present Exhibit A and B, 2 otherwise stellar XYs who become visually impaired and physically weakened by the sight of female breasts!
It's good to know we femmes have *something* we can hold over you!
Would you guys like to see the rest of this pic?::stern tone:: Now TR, The Team Sergeant is trying to run a professional conference. That is a challenge when it comes to matters like these, given that if the normal XY thinks about sex every 7 seconds, XYs here probably think about sex every 3 seconds.
I think Mr. Harsey was drinkin' too much Oregon brewed ale when he made this post.
However, Happy Birthday Mr. Harsey :) .
FrontSight
Roguish Lawyer
01-09-2005, 14:40
This is what a bass looks like:
Roguish Lawyer
01-09-2005, 14:42
For those of you who are still having trouble seeing the fish, this image should help you in two ways:
Roguish Lawyer
01-09-2005, 14:43
Too bad this board does not allow signature images . . .
Roguish Lawyer
01-09-2005, 15:03
Would you guys like to see the rest of this pic?
Yes, please.
Team Sergeant
01-09-2005, 15:05
Enough of the "fishin" pics....
Let's get back to real discussions.....
TS
Roguish Lawyer
01-09-2005, 15:12
Enough of the "fishin" pics....
Let's get back to real discussions.....
TS
Roger, TS. For the record, Harsey and TR started it! LOL
Ambush Master
01-09-2005, 15:33
Yes, please.
Yeah, right !!!! :rolleyes:
I present Exhibit A and B, 2 otherwise stellar XYs who become visually impaired and physically weakened by the sight of female breasts!
It's good to know we femmes have *something* we can hold over you!
Twin images get 'em every time FS... :lifter
And who'd a thunk it...RL rats out Mr. Harsey and TR. :eek:
brewmonkey
01-09-2005, 16:36
I guess I need to whip up a batch of PS.COM beer. I call Keg guard!!!
Bill Harsey
01-09-2005, 17:57
Mumbleypeg, YES there will be skiing behind the bass boat, when I'm driving. I don't care what rod you use and long as it can catch fish.
FrontSight, YES Oregon brewed ale was involved in making this post. Seemed like a good idea at the moment. Thanks for the Happy Birthday too.
lrd, We want you on the Fishing Team, I don't care which rod you use, you will probably out catch me anyway.
Gypsy, I cannot be tempted by Sirens when fishing is involved. Time on the water is too precious.
Team Sergeant, Ok we'll be good, right kids?
Bill Harsey
01-09-2005, 17:59
I guess I need to whip up a batch of PS.COM beer. I call Keg guard!!!
GET TO WORK!
Gypsy, I cannot be tempted by Sirens when fishing is involved. Time on the water is too precious.
Team Sergeant, Ok we'll be good, right kids?
Roger that!
::donning halo::
Too bad this board does not allow signature images . . .
Hey RL which is the pic that FS sent to TR? Heard it involved waders
:munchin
The grapics aren't all that great on this laptop but, I almost thought Miss Presidentess was wearing a front loader near as I can tell, it's clasped in the back....
Oh, is spearfishing legal on this team?? Before jack shows up with his "lures" of course :D
Nuff dickin around.... focus!!!
It's good to know we femmes have *something* we can hold over you!
Over, under, pressed up against...anywhere is fine. :D
alphamale
01-10-2005, 10:26
Hey RL which is the pic that FS sent to TR? Heard it involved waders
:munchin12B4S, just to clarify, for you testosterone-laden ones:
The Nefarious Mr. Harsey sent the Scandalous Reaper the calendar, signed "by me".
He did this "On my behalf, for my benefit..."
He was "just trying to help..."
Razor, I've heard the root-cause of this vulnerability goes wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back to the breast-feeding days of young XYs. :boohoo
FrontSight
Ohhhhhh puhhhhlease!
She is wearing a BRA out in public! Not even a Sports-Bra. An under-thing Bra !!
And as RL said, that's not even a bass!
FrontSight
I agree with FS, the bra has got to go - take it off. And she should show us her bass too ('b' is optional).
12B4S, just to clarify, for you testosterone-laden ones:
The Nefarious Mr. Harsey sent the Scandalous Reaper the calendar, signed "by me".
He did this "On my behalf, for my benefit..."
I see you've learned the SF accusation doctrine (admit nothing, deny everything, immediately make counter-accusations).
alphamale
01-10-2005, 12:15
I have nothing to deny! I was practicing Italian Cliff Diving when this all transpired!
I am INNOCENT !!!
FrontSight
Bill Harsey
01-10-2005, 12:22
I have nothing to deny! I was practicing Italian Cliff Diving when this all transpired!
I am INNOCENT !!!
FrontSight
Oh yeah, nice cover FS, put the calender in the mail and then leave for Italy.
Sacamuelas
01-10-2005, 17:13
Over, under, pressed up against...anywhere is fine. :D
LOL...CLASSIC :D
once again, the padawan learns a little from the master. Paying my respects now....
Roguish Lawyer
01-10-2005, 17:21
LOL...CLASSIC :D
once again, the padawan learns a little from the master. Paying my respects now....
Hey all --
That image Saca posted is a .gif file, so you will want to click on the attachment, not just see the thumbnail. That is all. :)
Hey, look! An orange charcoal briquet!
12B4S, just to clarify, for you testosterone-laden ones:
The Nefarious Mr. Harsey sent the Scandalous Reaper the calendar, signed "by me".
He did this "On my behalf, for my benefit..."
He was "just trying to help..."
Razor, I've heard the root-cause of this vulnerability goes wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back to the breast-feeding days of young XYs. :boohoo
FrontSight
Wow!! Mr Harsey and Reaper..... such High praise. I've noticed in my short time around here that FS can be quite complimentary
:p
At least I got in the testosterone-laden grouping :cool: Thing is.. I hadn't noticed anything out of the norm on here concerning that, just SOP.
I'm leaving the reply to razor alone, just toooooo many ways to go with that one.
Bill Harsey
01-11-2005, 08:52
For some magic reason around here..no, I have a better way of saying this.
If babes and babe parts were a point on the compass, say magnetic north, no matter how we start out or turn the compass around the compass needle always returns to magnetic north. This must be a natural law of physics.
FS, Do you have a bass rod yet?
alphamale
01-11-2005, 19:25
This is a public Service Announcement for the women of ProfessionalSoldiers.com, and my official response to the Nefarious Mr. Harsey's posting of this thread.
Even Pro Bass Fishing Team members get fatigued and therefore, we would need to be fanned with a palm frond as we sip mimosas by the pool. :: palm frond :: :: fanning ::
Pic 1) Italian cyclist candidates, Piazza di Spagna, Rome
Pic 2) Italian Air Force cute guys, Piazza di Spagna, Rome
Pic 3) When in picture taking mode, I have only had opportunity to take pics of interesting foreign military and police. However, when I did the Strider Calendar, Mick & Duane sent me a CD of pics their buddies have sent them. There were several good ones in there. For example, Mr. Tummy Muscles definitely needs to be drafted for the next SparProMan comparison session :: blissful sigh :: :: lizard squiggle :: :D :) :D .
FrontSight
The Italian Air Force sure has some colorful uniforms. How much runway do they need to to get those ah (aircraft?) off the ground. I'll defer to our pilots on the site. :p
Jeez, I put in for jump/combat flip-flops when I was in, never did get a reply. (Pic #3 guy on the far right). I have casual, golf,boating and formal flip-flops. I was in at the wrong time, now they're issue. :cool:
Bill Harsey
01-11-2005, 21:18
This is a public Service Announcement for the women of ProfessionalSoldiers.com, and my official response to the Nefarious Mr. Harsey's posting of this thread.
Even Pro Bass Fishing Team members get fatigued and therefore, we would need to be fanned with a palm frond as we sip mimosas by the pool. :: palm frond :: :: fanning ::
Pic 1) Italian cyclist candidates, Piazza di Spagna, Rome
Pic 2) Italian Air Force cute guys, Piazza di Spagna, Rome
Pic 3) When in picture taking mode, I have only had opportunity to take pics of interesting foreign military and police. However, when I did the Strider Calendar, Mick & Duane sent me a CD of pics their buddies have sent them. There were several good ones in there. For example, Mr. Tummy Muscles definitely needs to be drafted for the next SparProMan comparison session :: blissful sigh :: :: lizard squiggle :: :D :) :D .
FrontSight
Cool, What was I thinking. So even BABES break down and talk about the opposite sex when fishing is discussed. This must be another immutable law of physics that to this point I have failed to note...
..because of fishing of course.
Jack Moroney (RIP)
01-12-2005, 06:57
Even Pro Bass Fishing Team members get fatigued and therefore, we would need to be fanned with a palm frond as we sip mimosas by the pool. :: palm frond :: :: fanning ::
:: blissful sigh :: :: lizard squiggle :: :D :) :D .
FrontSight
FS I think you are reading too much into this. The original picture that was posted by TR was not showing a chick in a bra but rather a fish (and not a bass by the way) exhibiting the LURE that was used to catch him. So when these femme fatales show up they are going to have a hook strapped on thier butts and are going to be keel hauled as bait. As a matter of fact, I think that "blissful sigh" and "lizard squiggle" would make great names for the larger than life lure.
Apparently you are confusing fish bait with man bait-all is not what it seems grasshoppette.
Jack Moroney
Sacamuelas
01-12-2005, 14:21
If babes and babe parts were a point on the compass, say magnetic north, no matter how we start out or turn the compass around the compass needle always returns to magnetic north. This must be a natural law of physics.
Bill, its basic anatomy not physics. I figured it out. Here is the latest drawing from Saca's special edition copy of Grant's Atlas of Anatomy of the male brain. :D
(Click on it to enlarge it for better viewing)
Outf***instanding Saca LOL
I think I've found a picture of last years' team in action.
Great pic, too, Saca. Sums things up nicely.
Bill Harsey
01-12-2005, 21:56
I think I've found a picture of last years' team in action.
Great pic, too, Saca. Sums things up nicely.
That was Jacks lure.
I think I've found a picture of last years' team in action.
Great pic, too, Saca. Sums things up nicely.
Nah, Needs more demo :D
I guess I'll start the team fly-tying competition.