Your parmesan cheese might have wood in it

[mojaveman]

Never knew that some brands of parmesan cheese have wood filler in them. Suppose Euell Gibbons might like it if he were still around. :p

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-16/the-parmesan-cheese-you-sprinkle-on-your-penne-could-be-wood

[Gypsy]

I always buy real cheese and grate my own!

[CSB]

So if I tell my sweetie that when I drink beer, eat a pizza with extra parmesan cheese, and get a woody, that I can blame it on the cheese?

I can see a whole new advertising line:

"Who needs Viagra, get your wood on with Kraft."

"Cellulose, it has all the stiffness you need."

OK, stop me before I type some more...

[tonyz]

Some great Parmigiano-Reggiano will give you wood.

[Sdiver]

Well, at least you won't get constipated eating too much ... it's got fiber in it, to help keep you regular.

:munchin

[Guymullins]

Over here, its only the particularly sexy ones that get wood in them.