Hilarious SF wannabe post

[beardedman]

'' Hey guys just wanted to know if my mil-sim and tactical knowledge will benefit me when I get on an elite team. I have served multiple tours in Call Of Duty 4, MW2,MW3 AND Ghosts. I have extensive knowledge of weaponry and equipment. Im an expert with noobtubes and wanted to be weapon's Sergeant badly. I have experience with all env:rolleyes:orments as I have fought in jungle and desert maps such as Jungle on Blackops 1 and Rust map. I also am a proud member of an airsoft actual team Alpha Brigade. We utilize unconventional tactics to eliminate targets on the battlefield. I have won many matches and have over 500$ worth go gear. My usual kit is m4 with holo sight, laser pointer, grip and custom rails. Im an ace shot but when I need to get up close I have an uzi airsoft gun. I also hike a lot for fun so I know i will be excellent at Carrying heavy stuff and special forces esque stuff swell as a lot of military and tactical knowledge. Thanks guys and Opresso De Liberty



Pretty sure this was a troll obviously it was post on reddits army section but I couldn't relocate it to link LOL

[Peregrino]

BM - I think you should start reading more and posting less. The quality of your contributions get less with each new post.

[beardedman]

I have only posted about 2 threads on legit questions that haven't really been covered here could you please elaborate on how I'm not contributing?

Im prepared to do 100 push-ups and get my *** kicked if you think i'm smart talking back sir No disrespect

[sinjefe]

^^^^^The right answer is "Roger that"..... and then read more and post less.

[miclo18d]

Think of this site as a Special Forces zeitgeist. Not a Team BlackOps Tacsim forum for how kickass our holosights are!

Where WE go when we die, you don't respawn, you go meet your maker. For reference, see the news. One of ours was killed in Afganistan. He didn't respawn and get to replay the level. He's dead! And your post comes off very disrespectfully with that in mind.

Read more, post less.

[BuckiBill]

Your post wasn't hilarious as you labeled it. It was asinine and childish. I see your only been a member of this forum for under a month.
I guessing you a troll that won't last.