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spherojon
12-10-2015, 18:24
I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't reading the Onion, or a screen play from Expendables 10.

The world’s most wanted drug lord has declared war on the Islamic State, promising the terror group’s leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, that his narcotics cartel will wipe them off the planet.

“My men will destroy you,”’ El Chapo huffs to the ISIS leader in an encrypted email that was leaked to a cartel-linked blogger in Mexico.

News of the threat, purportedly issued from wherever El Chapo is hiding since busting out of a Mexican prison in July, was first reported in the US by cartelblog.com.

El Chapo — real name Joaquin Guzman, leader of the Sinaloa Cartel — is not incensed at ISIS being a vile, bloodthirsty death cult. Instead, the renegade drug lord is angry that ISIS destroyed one of his drug shipments somewhere in the Middle East.

“You [ISIS] are not soldiers,” El Chapo huffs in the leaked email, according to cartelblog.com.

“You are nothing but lowly p-ssies. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation.”

The evil international overlord trash talk continues:

“My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a wh-re that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them.”

The Sinaloa Cartel has been trying to make inroads in the Middle East, which has a burgeoning party drug scene enjoyed by oil-rich royals and executives, the blog notes.

“As drugs are not a part of the organizational ideology for a Muslim state, ISIS fighters have been destroying shipments of drugs from the cartels,” the blog says.
http://nypost.com/2015/12/10/el-chapo-tells-isis-his-men-will-destroy-them/

In other news, 500 Mexicans just boarded flights from Mexico to Saudi Arabia. There is no reason for concern, Mexicans love to vacation in the middle east.

tonyz
12-10-2015, 18:45
Lol - you posted the story while I was posting - my apologies !

Great story !

Seems El Chapo has sized up ISIS and made his intentions perfectly clear.

Box
12-10-2015, 21:33
Peace, love, and International Cocaine sales...


"Its a beautiful world we live in - a sweet romantic place"

cat in the hat
12-10-2015, 21:58
think the Saudis will give them free health care welfare, food stamps and and education?

Guymullins
12-10-2015, 22:28
I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't reading the Onion, or a screen play from Expendables 10.



In other news, 500 Mexicans just boarded flights from Mexico to Saudi Arabia. There is no reason for concern, Mexicans love to vacation in the middle east.

Maybe we need to take another look at that busload of Mexican "tourists" who were wiped out in Egypt recently?

Divemaster
12-11-2015, 11:59
I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't reading the Onion, or a screen play from Expendables 10.

In other news, 500 Mexicans just boarded flights from Mexico to Saudi Arabia. There is no reason for concern, Mexicans love to vacation in the middle east.

It might make for a funny rap battle video. Otherwise...

Blogger's tall tale about Mexican drug lord El Chapo's war on ISIS is a hoax: ‘We just thought it would be funny’

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/mexican-drug-lord-el-chapo-threatens-islamic-state-article-1.2462472

spherojon
12-11-2015, 16:58
Figures. I mean it sounded like something "The Onion" would do.

PSM
12-11-2015, 17:03
Figures. I mean it sounded like something "The Onion" would do.

Just because el Chapo didn't say it doesn't mean it's not happening: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=600088&postcount=2

Pat

BuckiBill
12-12-2015, 13:13
I saw it on FOX or USAToday that this was a hoax

Team Sergeant
12-13-2015, 14:42
I highly doubt El Chapo even knows where the Middle East is located.