Don't touch the pope!

[Team Sergeant]

Let me get this straight, It's OK for a catholic pedophile priests to touch little kids, but it's not alright for adults to touch the pope.

I got it. :munchin





Reminder to lawmakers: Please do not touch the pope
Published September 22, 2015
·FoxNews.com

Congressional lawmakers are being reminded to stay on their best behavior when Pope Francis addresses a Joint Meeting of Congress on Thursday -- and most importantly, to please refrain from touching His Holiness.

more ludicrous bullshit from:

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/09/22/reminder-to-lawmakers-please-do-not-touch-pope/?intcmp=hpbt3

[BrokenSwitch]

Congressional lawmakers should be reminded about being on their best behavior at all times, not just for people who ride fancy armored cars. Maybe the "no touching" reminder was intended for Joe Biden, without explicitly calling him out.

Google image search results for "Joe Biden hands" (https://www.google.co.il/search?q=joe+biden+hands&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=995&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMIopHlmbGPyAIVxD0UCh2w5A8Q)

[cold1]

Its for the protection of the Congress. Some of those bastards may catch on fire and burn!

[DJ Urbanovsky]

It's actually for our protection. If you touch him, your hand will turn black and fall off.