View Full Version : Pentagon deploys 'May I Kiss You?' training
BMT (RIP)
04-14-2015, 10:32
http://www.wnd.com/2015/04/pentagon-deploys-may-i-kiss-you-training/?cat_orig=diversions
BMT
The Reaper
04-14-2015, 10:50
And here, Honey, wait just one minute.
Please sign this affidavit, take a breathalyzer, and get two witnesses and a notary to confirm that you are sober and of sound mind before I am allowed to touch you.
This system is rigged.
TR
longrange1947
04-14-2015, 11:35
The pendulum swings and in a few years we will be back to normalcy, but not before a few lives have been ruined by vindictive idiots.
After a few GOs get bit, things will do the slow swing back until it is too far the other way. It is what happens in social engineering.
BMT (RIP)
04-14-2015, 11:42
What does a guy do if a bitch plant's one on his kisser? :)
BMT
What does a guy do if a bitch plant's one on his kisser? :)
BMT
Make her breakfast.
Duh ...... :rolleyes:
:D
regularamymedic
04-14-2015, 12:15
$3,333.33 per session. What a bargain for the DOD.
PedOncoDoc
04-14-2015, 12:40
Make her breakfast.
Duh ...... :rolleyes:
:D
I was going to say, tell her aim is a few feet too high. :D
This entire thing is a fucking wreck. Why in the fuck would you ask for a kiss anyway? I would rather be taught how to ask for a blow job without getting into trouble.
THAT is a class most SF guys would probably pay to attend.
May I kiss you...
...for fuck sake YGTBSM
They could have simply shown this to the troops for free:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B5NMN7GBA4
The military.
Taking the fun out of literally everything since 2000BC.