View Full Version : OK, let's see the new toys
Roguish Lawyer
12-22-2004, 23:48
Post them here. My avatar shows my big present which I received early. It RULES!
NousDefionsDoc
12-23-2004, 00:09
What is that, some kind of electronic cash register?
alphamale
12-23-2004, 01:10
OK, I wasn't going to say anything about this (no, really! :cool: ), but thanks to RL's prompting...
I have but one question. Did TR have anything to do with this?
As in, contributory negligence?
Or (and I am sure this is at least the case!) (help me RL)... 1 count of contributing to the deliquency of a Harsey?
With some aggravating factor that would kick the sentencing guidelines up on the grid so that he would owe me not just one, but two I.O.U.s that can be unilaterally determined by me at a future point in time but right now could be sufficiently stated as:
"I will be nice to FrontSight and do _______ " ?
Mr. Harsey, you DO realize that the strength of the remote-controlled solenoid-activated pain compliance devices on your delicate man-parts just became amplified?
FrontSight
PS: It's Clandestine Operations *Cabal* , not Division. Because Cabal rhymes with feh-maul, aka femalle (baddddd female), the way that the Team Sergeant pronounces the word female. And because Cabal is a cool word. Please try to keep up sir!
ca·bal ( P ) Pronunciation Key (k-bl, -bäl)
n.
A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers: “Espionage is quite precisely ita cabal of powerful men, working secretly” (Frank Conroy).
A secret scheme or plot.
intr.v. ca·balled, ca·bal·ling, ca·bals
To form a cabal; conspire.
Jack Moroney (RIP)
12-23-2004, 06:33
A whole stocking full...
Jack Moroney
Hold onto it, at the rate we're going through natural resources you'll be rich in no time :lifter
BMT (RIP)
12-23-2004, 07:01
NAW NDD!! It's an electronic Wine Bottle opener.
BMT
Beliver in Pop Tops
Jack Moroney (RIP)
12-23-2004, 07:27
What is that, some kind of electronic cash register?
A George Forman TORT maker. :D
Jack Moroney
The Reaper
12-23-2004, 09:04
OK, I wasn't going to say anything about this (no, really! :cool: ), but thanks to RL's prompting...
I have but one question. Did TR have anything to do with this?
No. You can ask my Samoan attorney.
But I do think I have seen that handwriting before somewhere....
Hey, are you sure that you didn't make that up yourself? Looks a whole lot like the calendar you autographed for me!
TR
Shark Bait
12-23-2004, 09:06
Here's my gift to me from me. Therefor, nobody else gets anything. It's a little dirty due to some recent snow.
your delicate man-parts just became amplified
FrontSight
Sounds like FS is in for a very merry Christmas! By the way, the Female SF Workout Uniform is "nothing at all". Now go work out!
PS - Nice truck Dave, just like the last one without the dents.
Bill Harsey
12-23-2004, 09:16
A whole stocking full...
Jack Moroney
Jack, If that's anthracite, save all you can get.
That's good for forging steel.
Her Royal Highness,
It's very high speed tactical gear, for women.
Got the Shot Show Special of the KAC RAS II (with the forward grip and extra panels) on its way, should be here any day now...
Bill Harsey
12-23-2004, 09:33
Here's my gift to me from me. Therefor, nobody else gets anything. It's a little dirty due to some recent snow.
Good looking rig,
it doesn't seem to have been driven yet, no visible dents.
Shark Bait
12-23-2004, 09:47
Good looking rig,
it doesn't seem to have been driven yet, no visible dents.
It's only two days old. I am doing my best to avoid dents, but they are inevitable.
That's what happens when you drive the Godzilla of the driving world :D
Roguish Lawyer
12-23-2004, 10:11
What is that, some kind of electronic cash register?
No, it is the new DirecTV HD Dual Receiver/DVR.
Already been using it also. Not her....ME! :(
It's a Nu-Wave oven.
alphamale
12-23-2004, 15:28
No. You can ask my Samoan attorney.After Action Reporting:
- Interrogated referenced Samoan attorney under bright light and various techniques of intimidation.
- Intimidation technique resulting in success was the Screech arm-powered RED FINGERNAIL tapping into his chest :lifter
- Samoan attorney quickly agreed that quantity 2 of "I will be nice to FrontSight and do ______" I.O.U.'s were fair and just and right as retribution. :D
But I do think I have seen that handwriting before somewhere.... Looks a whole lot like the calendar you autographed for me!A-ha! Thank you for that data point. :cool:
FrontSight
After Action Reporting:
- Interrogated referenced Samoan attorney under bright light and various techniques of intimidation.
- Intimidation technique resulting in success was the Screech arm-powered RED FINGERNAIL tapping into his chest :lifter
- Samoan attorney quickly agreed that quantity 2 of "I will be nice to FrontSight and do ______" I.O.U.'s were fair and just and right as retribution. :D
A-ha! Thank you for that data point. :cool:
FrontSight
OK, I call BS on this one, Samoan Attorneys never squeal
OK, I call BS on this one, Samoan Attorneys never squeal
Damn straight.
You must have learned a thing or two from the old man. Merry Christmas Air.177
Doc, aka JAFM
Roguish Lawyer
12-23-2004, 16:49
Yeah!
The Reaper
12-23-2004, 18:15
After Action Reporting:
- Interrogated referenced Samoan attorney under bright light and various techniques of intimidation.
- Intimidation technique resulting in success was the Screech arm-powered RED FINGERNAIL tapping into his chest :lifter
- Samoan attorney quickly agreed that quantity 2 of "I will be nice to FrontSight and do ______" I.O.U.'s were fair and just and right as retribution. :D
A-ha! Thank you for that data point. :cool:
FrontSight
Definitely BS.
My Samoan attorney only yields to one thing and I think that your BF would be significantly concerned if you employed that technique to break the Samoan.
Watch out for the bats and never pick up hitch hikers in the desert, BTW.
TR
alphamale
12-23-2004, 18:56
(helloooo, of course that was just joking! :fswhip: )
OK, what the heck does the Samoan reference mean and why would they not succumb to interrogation techniques? Is this a generalization or an inside joke based on a data point.
Tell me tell me!
You XYs can be difficult to decode!
FrontSight
The Reaper
12-23-2004, 19:08
(helloooo, of course that was just joking! :fswhip: )
OK, what the heck does the Samoan reference mean and why would they not succumb to interrogation techniques? Is this a generalization or an inside joke based on a data point.
Tell me tell me!
You XYs can be difficult to decode!
FrontSight
Have you not experienced fear and loathing?
TR
Bill Harsey
12-23-2004, 21:37
It's a classical literature thing.
She won't get it.
The Reaper
12-23-2004, 21:42
It's a classical literature thing.
She won't get it.
But you said she was EDUCATED!
Or maybe it was something else you called her?
TR
"My Blood is far too thick for Las Vegas, Never been able to properly explain myself there"
"Ether's a Funny drug......"
Come on now FS we're hand feeding you this one
check for the thread on last year's shot show for more clues
Damn straight.
You must have learned a thing or two from the old man. Merry Christmas Air.177
Doc, aka JAFM
Thanks Doc, Merry christmas to you too.
and btw, most of the HST fascination was encouraged on by our very own TR :cool:
Bill Harsey
12-24-2004, 09:30
I am loath to mention this but only a Hunter would not fear a Samoan attorney.
The Reaper
12-24-2004, 09:34
I am loath to mention this but only a Hunter would not fear a Samoan attorney.
You speak the truth Sir.
Another care package for FS to fear?
Don't forget the Hell's Angels story as well, or the savage saga of Lono.
TR
sandytroop
12-24-2004, 09:58
Jeepers Dave, that's quite the sled! There must have been a HUGE pay off to your wonderful Misses for this to go through.
alphamale
12-24-2004, 11:40
Another care package for FS to fear?Need advanced warning next time lest the we make the 14 yr old MALE Shipping Associate's head explode...
FrontSight
brewmonkey
12-24-2004, 16:50
I got mine a bit early because it was on sale when we were looking at them... I got the recliner and the laptop so I could work from the comfort of the living room and then I also got the new .11g router and PCI cards for the computers. GOODBYE CAT-45!
alphamale
12-24-2004, 17:19
brewmonkey, aren't new computers fun !!!
My best Christmas present is that my buddies are here. The XX's sent the XYs out to shop since we didn't want to get cold :D
This was from a customer across the pond...
Bill Harsey
12-24-2004, 18:24
Need advanced warning next time lest the we make the 14 yr old MALE Shipping Associate's head explode...
FrontSight
He didn't see the contents did he? Jeeez, I hope not.
brewmonkey
12-24-2004, 18:40
brewmonkey, aren't new computers fun !!!
My best Christmas present is that my buddies are here. The XX's sent the XYs out to shop since we didn't want to get cold :D
This was from a customer across the pond...
I love my laptop and my chair and when my wife said I could get them early, it was even better as nothing beat a good sale!
We also opened our gifts here today as my parents picked up my son and he is spending the weekend with them. Since I did not feel like loading all the crap in the car, opening it down there and then hauling it and all the other stuf back I figured we would just do it today. Anyway, he got me Ghost Recon II for the PS2 and hopefully tomorrow someone gets me Call To Duty for it as well.
My other son got me exactly what I asked for to match the chair and the laptop, a few pairs of sleep pants and some slippers from old Navy.
Max Power
12-24-2004, 19:14
Damn brew, you'd think your family actually like you or something will all that shit. Can't see how that can be true though, you're an asshole :lifter:
Hope you have a good Christmas bro.
The same goes to all of you out there, and especially to all the guys overseas. I got to do that last year, but luckily I get to spend this one with my wonderful new wife. I wish everyone could have that during this season, but we all know the sacrifices we make, it just hits harder during the holiday season. I wish everyone the best and a safe and happy Christmas and New Year (or whatever your preferred holiday may be).
brewmonkey
12-24-2004, 19:28
I may be an asshole, but I am their asshole!!! :D
My wife keeps telling me it is until death do us part, but whose death and how remains to be determined. :eek:
Max Power
12-24-2004, 19:47
I may be an asshole, but I am their asshole!!! :D
My wife keeps telling me it is until death do us part, but whose death and how remains to be determined. :eek:
HAHAHAHA
Probably not a good sign bro :D
Hey, give me a call sometime when you feel like it. I'm on leave right now so I'm free almost 24/7, just don't want to call at a bad time for you.
Here's my gift to me from me. Therefor, nobody else gets anything. It's a little dirty due to some recent snow.
Shoulda got a diesel ;)
This was from a customer across the pond...
Hell of a nosering you got there...uh, it is for your nose and not some other anatomical landmark, right?
alphamale
12-25-2004, 12:14
That is a bracelet you perv! :fswhip:
Haven't gotten up the courage to do any of the body modification things that some of my friends have. My parents would kill me.
FrontSight
By saying "haven't gotten up the courage", you're implying you've considered it.
The Reaper
12-25-2004, 22:10
That is a bracelet you perv! :fswhip:
Haven't gotten up the courage to do any of the body modification things that some of my friends have. My parents would kill me.
FrontSight
I try not to show my parents those parts of me anymore. :D
TR
sandytroop
12-26-2004, 09:45
I told my dad when I first joined the army (in the latter pleistoscene...) that I was going to get a tatoo. I told him I wanted an engineer castle, on top of a set of jump wings, and a banner that read "death before dishonor".
Dad had been an FBI agent for 20 years, and spent a good bit of his life making cases against people with visible tatoos and the like. He was reading his paper and paused, just looked over the top and said "That sounds like a good idea..." Then he raised his paper again, paused a second, and without even looking at me, said "... while you're at it, why don't you have them tatoo "Stupid" across your forehead...".
Some years later, my team (back in the 12 Gp, mind you) all went out and got the same tatoo on our butts. Nothing ostentatious, but it was a great "Team' moment. Needless to say, Dad never heard about this one.
alphamale
12-26-2004, 10:59
Damn brew, you'd think your family actually like you or something will all that shit. Can't see how that can be true though, you're an assholebrewmonkey I'm sure that you're a nice person, not an a*shole, but this snipe by Max Power was pretty funny. I guess you guys know each other :D
By saying "haven't gotten up the courage", you're implying you've considered it.True, Mr. Smartypants. Am considering a belly-button ring because of what I could put on the end-round-pieces. But...
1) As I said, my parents would kill me
When I would ask my Dad for a Jackson ($20) or a Frankie ($100), I'd climb up on his lap right after his favorite football team won, give him a big hug and ::kisskisskiss:: say,
Me: "Daddioooo, Can I have a Jackson? Pleeeease?
Dad: "What do you need that for?"
Me: [some reason] and then some combination of: "Besides, I make all A's, my 100fly time is a 1:04, I am still a virgin, and I haven't gotten that tattoo yet..." What more could you ask for in a kid?
Dad: He'd be all embarassed with the virgin comment but would say "You d*mn right you'd better still be a virgin and if I catch you getting a tattoo then [blah blah blah] D*mn kids take all my money [blah blah blah] ...Here you go.
Me: "Yayyyyy" ::kisskisskiss:::
2) Location. By definition, belly-button ring is on frontside, and I don't show that skin. If I wear jeans that would show it, I tuck in a shirt anyway. So that limits its functional use.
I try not to show my parents those parts of me anymore.:p My parents would find out somehow eventually...
FrontSight
Bravo1-3
12-26-2004, 13:52
I got a new band saw. My camera sucks, but it's a nice 2HP gravity feed horizontal cutting saw that can be used in the vertical position too like a standard band saw.
My hacksaw is officially retired!
Blah-blah-excuses-blah
If you want a navel piercing just ovary-up and do it alreadt (but only after promising post-poke pictures, of course). ;)
alphamale
12-26-2004, 15:01
"Ovary-up" !!
hmmm.... Like the intent of the phrase. Kinda clinical though :) .
FrontSight
Roguish Lawyer
12-26-2004, 20:21
Back on topic, please.
Or you'll write an angry letter?
Hey, its not too late to get this entered into "Best Hijack"; gimme a chance. :D
brewmonkey
12-26-2004, 21:56
This is what I am grabbing with my gift card to Home Depot.
I am not a big do it yourself person but this is probably perfect for the projects I am doing. It is 18volts and comes with 2 batteries and a rapid charge option.
Max Power
12-26-2004, 22:21
This is what I am grabbing with my gift card to Home Depot.
I am not a big do it yourself person but this is probably perfect for the projects I am doing. It is 18volts and comes with 2 batteries and a rapid charge option.
You know when I called you an asshole earlier, I was just joking.
Did I mention that's a nice collection of power tools?
LMAO
brewmonkey
12-27-2004, 00:08
You know when I called you an asshole earlier, I was just joking.
Did I mention that's a nice collection of power tools?
LMAO
You were? :eek:
Don't open the box I sent you then.....:D
NousDefionsDoc
12-27-2004, 00:17
You were? :eek:
Don't open the box I sent you then.....:D
LOL
Max Power
12-27-2004, 08:59
You were? :eek:
Don't open the box I sent you then.....:D
Ha! You don't know my address yet... unless my wife told you. Fuck, did she tell you?
Damn it!!
LMAO
Roguish Lawyer
12-27-2004, 12:51
This is what I am grabbing with my gift card to Home Depot.
I am not a big do it yourself person but this is probably perfect for the projects I am doing. It is 18volts and comes with 2 batteries and a rapid charge option.
Makita?
Roguish Lawyer
12-27-2004, 12:52
One of the boxes I opened had 5 new Glock 17 mags and a big roll of 100 mph tape! LMAO :D
10 rounders don't count as real mags. :p
Roguish Lawyer
12-27-2004, 14:20
10 rounders don't count as real mags. :p
That's OK, I don't live in a real state.
Justinmd
12-31-2004, 17:48
neat gear
brewmonkey
12-31-2004, 19:26
Makita?
I wish!
It is Ryobi.
I wish!
It is Ryobi.
Nice setup, BW.
Smokin Joe
12-31-2004, 21:49
I got this from my Father-in-Law. (He's a good guy)
http://www.hpiracing.com/index2.htm
This thing hauls ass.