Sdiver
09-30-2014, 19:50
One night a little boy was sitting out on the porch with his grandpa who is smoking a cigar..
Boy: Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?
Grandpa: Does your pecker touch your butthole?
Boy: No.
Grandpa: Then no, you cannot puff the cigar!
The next night the boy comes outside and sits next to his grandpa who is drinking a beer..
Boy: Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?
Grandpa: Does your peter touch your pooper?
Boy: No.
Grandpa: Then no, you cannot sip the beer!
The next day the little boy is sitting outside on the porch with a plate of cookies. Grandpa walks out and sits next to him..
Grandpa: Mmm cookies! Can grandpa have one?
Boy: Grandpa, does your dick touch your asshole?
Grandpa: (smiling proudly) YES! YES IT DOES!
Boy: Good! Then go fuck yourself because these are my cookies and you can't have them!
Boy: Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?
Grandpa: Does your pecker touch your butthole?
Boy: No.
Grandpa: Then no, you cannot puff the cigar!
The next night the boy comes outside and sits next to his grandpa who is drinking a beer..
Boy: Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?
Grandpa: Does your peter touch your pooper?
Boy: No.
Grandpa: Then no, you cannot sip the beer!
The next day the little boy is sitting outside on the porch with a plate of cookies. Grandpa walks out and sits next to him..
Grandpa: Mmm cookies! Can grandpa have one?
Boy: Grandpa, does your dick touch your asshole?
Grandpa: (smiling proudly) YES! YES IT DOES!
Boy: Good! Then go fuck yourself because these are my cookies and you can't have them!