Look what I just got!

[Roguish Lawyer]

A colleague acquired these on her recent vacation. Something I have been trying to secure for some time. Anyone want to guess what it is and where it came from?

[Jo Sul]

A balsamic vinegar enema and a bottle of water to rinse with?

[Smokin Joe]

A balsamic vinegar enema and a bottle of water to rinse with?

ROTFLMMFAO

[CPTAUSRET]

A balsamic vinegar enema and a bottle of water to rinse with?

NOW THAT'S, FUNNY!!

Terry

[Roguish Lawyer]

NOW THAT'S, FUNNY!!

Terry

You may know the answer. (Hint, hint)

[vsvo]

A balsamic vinegar enema and a bottle of water to rinse with?

omigod, LMMFAO!

[Ambush Master]

You may know the answer. (Hint, hint)

It's too late, this one is already circling the drain !!!! :D

[Roguish Lawyer]

It's too late, this one is already circling the drain !!!! :D

OK, fine. :mad:

It is Vietnamese rice wine and banana liquor. Purchased at a farm on Unicorn Island off the Mekong River. Not Montagnard rice wine, but at least it's something!

I may post a review later if you hyenas ever chill out. LMAO

[lrd]

vanilla?

[Roguish Lawyer]

AM, Greenhat, Magician, QRQ30, others who may know:

Service suggestions? Do I chill it, for example? :munchin

[CPTAUSRET]

AM, Greenhat, Magician, QRQ30, others who may know:

Service suggestions? Do I chill it, for example? :munchin

RL:

Chilling couldn't possibly hurt it, I don't recall drinking anything chilled over there other than Carling Black Label; quite possibly the worst beer in existance.

We made martini's one day when it was 110 degrees at least, and the Gin and Vermouth were the same temp. JEEZ, I can still remember how rough that was going down, but down it went...

I am waiting for a couple of bottles of Lao Lao, to spring on unsuspecting guests.

Should be fun.

Terry

[Roguish Lawyer]

I am waiting for a couple of bottles of Lao Lao, to spring on unsuspecting guests.

I also asked for one, but don't know whether my order was accepted.

Eagle? :munchin

[vsvo]

RL, pretty neat. Growing up I saw people keep rice wine in the fridge and drink it straight up, in a shot glass. But that was in the States. Based on my mom's stories, I think in VN people just drank it straight up room temp. Chilling was not a viable option, like Cpt. Terry says.

Another use for rice wine, one of my uncles went back to VN last year. He visited a bear farm outside of Saigon. The main operation on the farm was to extract bile from live bears via long needles and sell it for 100 USD for a couple ounces. You would then mix the bile in a bottle of rice wine and drink for vitality and health. Same thing with cobra blood, etc.

BTW, aren't the wine and liquor available along Bolsa and Westminster Ave?

[Huey14]

Looks like somebody is trying to avoid Duties ;)

[Roguish Lawyer]

BTW, aren't the wine and liquor available along Bolsa and Westminster Ave?

Excellent point. I may have to check that out next time I am down there.

[Goggles Pizano]

Ugh! Sir I could not agree with you more! Black Label was my first drunk-I have never touched it again. :(

[CPTAUSRET]

Ugh! Sir I could not agree with you more! Black Label was my first drunk-I have never touched it again. :(

A wise decision, I am sure.

Terry

[12B4S]

Now wait.... I drank Black Label a few times in the late 70's Carlings... right? (The TV Beer)Wasn't near as bad as a couple others.. Red White and Blue for one and ohhhh the Generic beer back when generic stuff was packaged in black and white packaging. The cans were white with BEER printed in black on them, one found them down an aisle niiiiice and warm :) oh and keystone.... woooo! K, I'll stop now.

PS
No I won't.. lol One more thing... I had my local pub stock German beers, in thier all the time, everyday ice bins after I returned from Deutschland..... :D

[magician]

Oh, My God.

My head hurts just looking at that stuff.

No freakin' way it would ever pass my lips.

Somehow....I can imagine nipple clamps, gunfire echoing in empty alleys, ugly women with c-section scars dancing in loud bars, police sirens, and vomit burning my nostrils.

And you know that somewhere along the line, some bald-headed idiot would prevail on me to engage in a milk drinking contest.

I would probably wake up with a fat chick in bed, skeetch marks on the sheets, and everything sounding hollow.

No thanks, man.

I am no longer 19.

Phew. I need to go for a walk and shake this vision off.

;)

[Team Sergeant]

Somehow....I can imagine nipple clamps, gunfire echoing in empty alleys, ugly women with c-section scars dancing in loud bars, police sirens, and vomit burning my nostrils.



We must have crossed paths at some point, I swear I've tipped a few with you! ;)

[Eagle5US]

RL:

Chilling couldn't possibly hurt it, I don't recall drinking anything chilled over there other than Carling Black Label; quite possibly the worst beer in existance.

We made martini's one day when it was 110 degrees at least, and the Gin and Vermouth were the same temp. JEEZ, I can still remember how rough that was going down, but down it went...

I am waiting for a couple of bottles of Lao Lao, to spring on unsuspecting guests.

Should be fun.

Terry
YOU DIDN'T GET THEM YET?!?!?!?! :confused:
I mailed those MONTHS ago!

Fookin mailman bastard probably keeping himself warm on a cold winter night...

I just got another bottle...PM me a good address and I'll UPS it or something.

Fookin mailman :mad:

Eagle

[magician]

We must have crossed paths at some point, I swear I've tipped a few with you! ;)

you do not remember, brother?

well, then, I am not reminding you.

some things are best surrendered to the past.

you ever have the feeling....like you are stuck in a Hunter S. Thompson story?

I was at this country club today, and all the waitresses were freakin' hot, swathed in Thai silk, with slits in their long dresses up to here.....painted faces, long black hair....pouty lips...and I swear, they kept looking at me, like they knew that I had puked on their tits before, or something.....or maybe it was just recognition that I am a very, very sexy man, I just ooze and reek of raw sexuality, fat, sweaty sexuality, and they wanted to get it on with the old fat farang.

No freakin' way. I am not down with it. I have been down this road before, too many times.

The worst chicks are the snooty-looking ones, the hoitie-toitie-looking ones, the ones that rub their smooth brown legs with expensive foreign lotions before they slide those silk kimonos over their heads, and strap on those slutty little catch-me, fuck-me sandals. Those are the chicks that will keep your damned glass full, and will whisper shit in your ear, and keep a hand in your crotch, a hand sliding up your thigh, resting a perfect, small firm tit on your arm, making you drunk on the elixir of their breath as they smile their mercenary smiles and watch you with those opaque doe eyes.

I have subsidized entire villages on the proceeds of drunks with girls like that, and the horrible thing is, you hate life so much the next day that it does not matter how good they were at acts that are still illegal in some Texas counties.

No, man. You keep your exotic booze.

I am going home after work tonight, I am eating a sensible salad for dinner, I will take a shower, maybe the girlfriend will give me a massage, walk on my back for awhile, we will watch some TV, maybe a movie, and then I will go to sleep like a good boy, and that will be that.

If you guys want to come out and visit me, I can escort you while you engage in legendary benders. I will be the designated sober guy. I will navigate you around town, to all the best establishments, and I will ensure that the checks are settled fairly, and intervene to ensure that you only retire with girls lacking obvious lesions. But my days rolling around in gutters, picking dried puke out of my beard the next day at breakfast in some strange part of the country that I have never seen before, are over.

I mean it.

:)

[Goggles Pizano]

Jesus Christ I feel like I need a shower after reading that! :D