Aging:

[BMT (RIP)]

Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.
This is so true.
I love to hear them say
"you don't look that old."


BMT

[Longstreet]

I like Rodney Dangerfield's perspective on being old and I quote, "You know when you are old? You know you are old when you can use your balls to gauge when the grass needs cutting."

[uplink5]

Never pass up a restroom, never trust a fart, and never waste a hard-on....
-Jack Nicholson-

I live by this.....:(