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Team Sergeant
06-14-2014, 10:20
Finally a crisis barry soetoro is qualified to negotiate.
Boko Haram Demand 800 Cows as Ransom for 20 Recently-Kidnapped Nigerian Girls
Nigerian radical Islamist group Boko Haram has demanded a ransom of 800 cows for twenty women abducted in northeastern Nigeria, a ransom that would leave the families of the abducted women no livelihoods, reports one security source.
The report appeared in Nigeria's Vanguard newspaper, and alleges that the terrorists are demanding the hundreds of cows to both make money and eat. "The terrorists demanded that each of the women would be swapped with 20 cows each bringing the total to 800 cows," the paper reports, citing both police sources and husbands of the women abducted.
A police source added that the husbands are hesitant to yield their 20 cows, because "without it they have no means of livelihood."
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http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/06/13/Boko-Haram-Demand-800-Cows-as-Ransom-for-20-Recently-Kidnapped-Nigerian-Girls
Old Dog New Trick
06-14-2014, 10:28
Yeah but, he'd probably try to take them from Cliven Bundy without proper payment. He'd just persuade his Department of Interior Chief to break the law.
Oldrotorhead
06-14-2014, 10:33
Send Michelle and 799 other cow. Problem solved.:D
Send Michelle and 799 other cow. Problem solved.:D
Tryin to get those women killed?
Send Michelle and 799 other cow. Problem solved.:D
Zinga
Oldrotorhead
06-14-2014, 11:13
Zinga
No one has cows to add to the list? Hillery? Oprah? Pelosi? No one?:munchin
No one has cows to add to the list? Hillery? Oprah? Pelosi? No one?:munchin
Please stop comparing cattle to these _____! No cow, in the history of cattle of any sort, has done anything so bad to be compared to these _____ examples of human ____!
No one has cows to add to the list? Hillery? Oprah? Pelosi? No one?:munchin
Add Feinstein, Boxer, Kamala Harris, Bloomberg, Cuomo, and Reid to your list.
mark46th
06-14-2014, 11:37
How about a little biological warfare? Can you say hoof and mouth?
Golf1echo
06-14-2014, 11:55
Finally a crisis barry soetoro is qualified to negotiate.
I am glad your so optimistic today, maybe if you were standing next to him, but I just don't see him taking care of that either :eek:
The Reaper
06-14-2014, 13:32
How about a little biological warfare? Can you say hoof and mouth?
Mad cow disease.
Send Hillary and Nancy with 798 more like them.
TR
ddoering
06-14-2014, 13:38
How about a little biological warfare? Can you say hoof and mouth?
Shove a beacon into a couple of them and put the AC-130s on standby.
Shove a beacon into a couple of them and put the AC-130s on standby.
Bovine Target Designation.
Excellent!
Hell, just drop in 80,000 McDonald's hamburgers. Bozo ... errr ... Bonkers .... ah crap, what's-his-name ... Loony Tunes (whatever) didn't specify that he wanted those cows alive.
Let Bumble-head and his crew gorge themselves on a few Mcdoubles with cheese and when the gastric cloud rises above the jungle, we'd be able to zero right in on him and his pussy .... errrr .... posse' and get a nice ROI.
(1VB)compforce
06-15-2014, 10:31
Finally a crisis barry soetoro is qualified to negotiate.
Boko Haram Demand 800 Cows as Ransom for 20 Recently-Kidnapped Nigerian Girls
"The terrorists demanded that each of the women would be swapped with 20 cows each bringing the total to 800 cows," the paper reports, citing both police sources and husbands of the women abducted.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/06/13/Boko-Haram-Demand-800-Cows-as-Ransom-for-20-Recently-Kidnapped-Nigerian-Girls
Anybody else notice that the police over there aren't very good at math?
20 girls X 20 Cows = 400 cows, not 800
Anybody else notice that the police over there aren't very good at math?
20 girls X 20 Cows = 400 cows, not 800
They were using Common Core math. :munchin
Oldrotorhead
06-15-2014, 18:16
They were using Common Core math. :munchin
Maybe they are considering inflation in the local market.:D
How about a little biological warfare? Can you say hoof and mouth?
I was thinking of mad cow disease, too.:lifter
ETA. I wrote this before reading TRs comment. At least I am in good company;-)
Clearly THOSE folks won't deal with terrorists...
...they wont even give up a a few cows to get their loved ones back.
I wonder how many cows it would have taken to get Bowe back.
ddoering
06-16-2014, 17:32
Clearly THOSE folks won't deal with terrorists...
...they wont even give up a a few cows to get their loved ones back.
I wonder how many cows it would have taken to get Bowe back.
We could probably have done it for one Chipotle beef and rice burrito.