Dinner with a Friend

[BMT (RIP)]

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as Honey, My Love, Darling and Sweetheart. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, the lady leaned over to her friend and said, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years you still call your husband those loving names."

Her elderly friend hung her head. "I have to tell you the truth," she said, "his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old asshole.


BMT

[PSM]

:D

My wife has a bad habit of not introducing me to her friends when I meet them for the first time. I'll have to ask her if she remembers who I am. :D

Pat

[Surf n Turf]

My wife confessed --- it was her :D

I still won't tell her my name as I like the endearing terms. She still says I'm too stupid to talk to

SnT