Roguish Lawyer
05-19-2014, 17:07
This past Saturday night, in my hockey game:
I'm standing in front of the net, screening the goalie. He's engaging in some unpleasant stickwork on me, so I turn around and punch him in the mask. A couple of defensemen jump me, and I go to the box since the refs saw what I did but not what brought it on.
From that point forward, the goalie is obsessed with me. Screaming at me every time I get close to him, calling me a pussy, etc.
Later in the game, I'm skating down the right wing into their zone. The other team gets the puck and starts skating it down their right wing, on the opposite side of the ice. Everyone is watching the puck -- the goalie, the refs, everyone.
So I skate right across the crease and sucker-punch the goalie in the side of the head, spinning his head clockwise. One of the d-men sees it and goes after me, cross-checks me down in the opposite circle. The refs see it and send their d-man to the box. I skate to the bench.
We win 3-0, interesting handshake line with lots of death threats, LMAO! :lifter
I'm standing in front of the net, screening the goalie. He's engaging in some unpleasant stickwork on me, so I turn around and punch him in the mask. A couple of defensemen jump me, and I go to the box since the refs saw what I did but not what brought it on.
From that point forward, the goalie is obsessed with me. Screaming at me every time I get close to him, calling me a pussy, etc.
Later in the game, I'm skating down the right wing into their zone. The other team gets the puck and starts skating it down their right wing, on the opposite side of the ice. Everyone is watching the puck -- the goalie, the refs, everyone.
So I skate right across the crease and sucker-punch the goalie in the side of the head, spinning his head clockwise. One of the d-men sees it and goes after me, cross-checks me down in the opposite circle. The refs see it and send their d-man to the box. I skate to the bench.
We win 3-0, interesting handshake line with lots of death threats, LMAO! :lifter