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... as seen through the eyes of the military.
Army Infantry will flank it
EOD will blow it
Marines will cut it then squeeze through it
Engineers would bridge it
Tankers will not even see it
MPs will secure it
Rangers would secure the area and then breach the gate with high-explosives.
Air Force would paint it and set up a base
2nd LTs will turn around and go back
Life is rough in the Mile High State. See what happens when the parks employees are stoned....
Trapper John
03-30-2014, 06:38
Life is rough in the Mile High State. See what happens when the parks employees are stoned....
:D
Life is rough in the Mile High State. See what happens when the parks employees are stoned....
I hoping to get some of our elected officials stoned in November. Tar and feathers ain't good enough for 'em.
Basenshukai
03-30-2014, 08:44
It is most likely that a 2LT will go around it, and when questioned, he'd say that he didn't know the gate was meant to keep him on the other side.
... as seen through the eyes of the military.
Army Infantry will flank it
EOD will blow it
Marines will cut it then squeeze through it
Engineers would bridge it
Tankers will not even see it
MPs will secure it
Rangers would secure the area and then breach the gate with high-explosives.
Air Force would paint it and set up a base
2nd LTs will turn around and go back
LOL!:D So....What would an SF Guy do??? Anyone???:lifter (Think I know, but....)
Holly
Ambush Master
03-30-2014, 16:55
LOL!:D So....What would an SF Guy do??? Anyone???:lifter (Think I know, but....)
Holly
WHAT GATE?!?!
:munchin
It ain't a gate. It is a small fence.
Ambush Master
03-30-2014, 20:03
It ain't a gate. It is a small fence.
Then...WHAT FENCE?!?!
:munchin
Scimitar
03-31-2014, 02:35
Well, they'd at least start by sending in the Engineer to heal the fence, and build rapport with it and it's kin.
S
Then...WHAT FENCE?!?!
:munchin
...and "what sidewalk? Dang it SGM, I didn't see that either...":p
What I want to know is what would a Navy SEAL do?:confused::cool::munchin
Take pictures with it and make it famous. ;)
I would imagine SF soldiers would take the fence down, cross over, then put it back up so that nobody knew they were there;) What I want to know is what would a Navy SEAL do?:confused::cool::munchin
You're not read in to what they'd do, but it's going to cost at least $500,000 and require six weeks per diem.
Sonofagunny
03-31-2014, 19:02
I would imagine SF soldiers would take the fence down, cross over, then put it back up so that nobody knew they were there What I want to know is what would a Navy SEAL do?
Write a book, sell the movie rights.
twistedsquid
03-31-2014, 19:30
A squid would piss on it. Then fall down.
Sixteen posts and no blonde joke yet?
:D
Sixteen posts and no blonde joke yet?
:D
Who do you think put it up ???
:lifter
Who do you think put it up ???
:lifter
Hahaha...ha. But, no-one would care if it was one of these ladies...blonde or red-hed! LOL! :D
2nd LTs will turn around and go back...
Not the ones with sleeve tattoos. ;)