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GratefulCitizen
03-08-2014, 09:25
https://imgur.com/gallery/iRSmRCg
For some, this might be only a slight exaggeration.
:D
Patriot007
03-08-2014, 09:27
Coffee's too small.
Kyobanim
03-08-2014, 11:05
As a Canadian (I want to apologize beforehand) this is how I imagined an American breakfast as well. Once again, I am sorry.
lol
That is NOT an American breakfast. Here's how you can tell .....
1) The coffee is NOT black
2) The handgun is flipped the wrong way. The handgrip should be facing up for easier grasp.
3) Who the Fu*k eats their eggs sunny side up ???
4) The amount of bacon is consistent with only a snack amount, NOT a breakfast amount.
Silly Canucks ..... :rolleyes:
The Reaper
03-08-2014, 12:41
Similar in Canada, minus the firearm, substituting backbacon for the real thing and beer instead of coffee? :D
TR
Team Sergeant
03-09-2014, 13:08
The comments are great......
"We don't use separate plates, you weirdo."
Edit to add: We should do an "American Breakfast" picture contest........
Canadians are northern yankees; I expect nothing less.
The Reaper
03-09-2014, 13:54
All right, where are the grits?
TR
Scimitar
03-09-2014, 13:56
The comments are great......
"We don't use separate plates, you weirdo."
"everyone knows that the small concealable weapons go on the far left of the place setting..."
"You forgot the side of FREEDOM!"
"A SIG?? Are you kidding?! We keep Colts at the table. SIGs are bedroom guns."
And weirdest of all
"As a Texan, you need to put them all in a breakfast burrito.Yes, the gun as well."
S