Woman's perfect breakfast

[BMT (RIP)]

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


BMT

[Sdiver]

Hell, if I ever went missing, I'd want my picture on a bottle of Scotch ....

At least more of my friends would know I was missing. :p