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MiTTMedic
05-30-2013, 06:16
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
Okay, no lions in the jungle.
uspsmark
05-30-2013, 06:45
Okay, no lions in the jungle.
You mean the Tarzan shows weren't real? They always had lions in the jungle!
MiTTMedic
05-30-2013, 07:07
OK, I guess we need to complicate the joke. What I DIDN'T tell you was that a circus came to a jungle villiage, bringing two lions and a European macaque monkey. The trainer had a pet dog...for argument sake, let's make it a Blue Heeler. One lion ate the zoo trainer, and escaped. The much older second lion escaped with him, but died. Local animals ate the dead lion & left the bones. The dog ran away as well, and was lost. The macaque monkey found his way out when the trainer was killed, and made his home in the jungle as well. There you have it.
Third world nations don't usually have circuses. They ARE the circus.
... and how could the dog be lost and unknown to the lion when it wandered into the jungle?
If the dog's owner was the trainer of said lion(s), one would think that the dog would follow the trainer down to the lion cage and watch the trainer train said lion. The lion (and dog) would know each other by smell alone.
Okay, no lions in the jungle.
They are still at it,, 42 years later: Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHB_STa-lxI)
TRY to Stop singing it..
:D:D:D:D
100 points to MiTTMedic for attempting to clarify this scenario.
1000 points to Sdriver for f#C%ing it all up!
-1,000,000 points to JJ for putting that messed up song in my head!
Ya'll have too much time on your hands!
MiTTMedic
05-30-2013, 09:06
:(
They are still at it,, 42 years later: Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHB_STa-lxI)
TRY to Stop singing it..
:D
Damn you, JJ. I didn't even watch it and now I'm whistling it. :D
Pat
I think we're all avoiding the elephant that's in the room ......
Since when have lions, dogs and monkeys been able to talk?
:munchin
MiTT dont give in! Never give up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKm5pD7GWM
The original 1939 version of el león duerme esta noche or,,
"Mbube"
as sung by: Solomon Linda & The Evening (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrrQT4WkbNE)
It will help you sleep tonight... :munchin
I think we're all avoiding the elephant that's in the room ......
Since when have lions, dogs and monkeys been able to talk?
:munchin
Since the Donkeys regained control of the House side of the Circus in 2006.
Badger52
05-30-2013, 10:29
Third world nations don't usually have circuses. They ARE the circus.OK, now that's funny.
Trapper John
05-30-2013, 15:30
So, since we are talking about lions - Did you hear about the guy that was arrested for climbing over resting lions to see porpoises that have been living since history had been recorded?
Why was he arrested you ask? Crossing stayed lions for immortal porpoises of course!
Bazinga :D