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05-29-2013, 17:07
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the
first woman President. A few days after the election the
president-elect, whose name is Debra, calls her father and says,
"So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a 10 hour drive."
"Don 't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a
limousine.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your
mother wear?"
"Oh Dad," replies Debra, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful
gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington."
"Honey," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods
you eat."
The President-to-be responds, "Don 't worry Dad. The entire
affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I'll
ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be
there."
So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2017, Debra is
being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front
row sits the new President's dad and mom. Dad, noticing the
senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, "You see
that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming
President of the United States?"
The Senator whispers back, "You bet I do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother is an Aviator with the US Army!"
first woman President. A few days after the election the
president-elect, whose name is Debra, calls her father and says,
"So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a 10 hour drive."
"Don 't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a
limousine.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your
mother wear?"
"Oh Dad," replies Debra, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful
gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington."
"Honey," Dad complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods
you eat."
The President-to-be responds, "Don 't worry Dad. The entire
affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I'll
ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be
there."
So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2017, Debra is
being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front
row sits the new President's dad and mom. Dad, noticing the
senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, "You see
that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming
President of the United States?"
The Senator whispers back, "You bet I do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother is an Aviator with the US Army!"