JJ_BPK
05-28-2013, 13:54
From a QP on FB..
Two old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar-All drinks 10 cents". They look at each other and go in thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender walks up to them and says in voice that could be heard across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you. What'll it be gentlemen?".
There's a fully stocked bar so each of the guys orders a martini. In no time, the bartender serves up two iced martinis, shaken not stirred and says, "that's be 10 cents please". The two old guys stare at the bartender for a second and then at each other. They pay their 20 cents not believing their good luck and order another round.
Again, two excellent iced martinis are placed before them, and once again they each pay 10 cents. Now seeing that they have had two excellent martinis and haven't spent a quarter yet, they ask the bartender, "How can you afford to serve martinis this good for a dime a piece?".
The old bartender says "I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix. I always wanted to own a bar and last year I hit the lottery for 125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same." Wow that's some story one the men says and they continue sipping their martinis.
However, they can't help noticing that there are four old guys sitting at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and they aren't drinking and haven't ordered anything since they came into the bar. "What's up with those guys", one of the guys asks, "why aren't they drinking anything?
The owner turns around and looks at the four old guys at the end of bar and turns back and in a quiet voice says, "Those guys are retired Green Beret Sergeant Majors. They are waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price, plus they all have coupons. The cheap bastards.".
:D
Two old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar-All drinks 10 cents". They look at each other and go in thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender walks up to them and says in voice that could be heard across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you. What'll it be gentlemen?".
There's a fully stocked bar so each of the guys orders a martini. In no time, the bartender serves up two iced martinis, shaken not stirred and says, "that's be 10 cents please". The two old guys stare at the bartender for a second and then at each other. They pay their 20 cents not believing their good luck and order another round.
Again, two excellent iced martinis are placed before them, and once again they each pay 10 cents. Now seeing that they have had two excellent martinis and haven't spent a quarter yet, they ask the bartender, "How can you afford to serve martinis this good for a dime a piece?".
The old bartender says "I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix. I always wanted to own a bar and last year I hit the lottery for 125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same." Wow that's some story one the men says and they continue sipping their martinis.
However, they can't help noticing that there are four old guys sitting at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and they aren't drinking and haven't ordered anything since they came into the bar. "What's up with those guys", one of the guys asks, "why aren't they drinking anything?
The owner turns around and looks at the four old guys at the end of bar and turns back and in a quiet voice says, "Those guys are retired Green Beret Sergeant Majors. They are waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price, plus they all have coupons. The cheap bastards.".
:D