JHB
11-08-2004, 00:46
Only in America can you be all you can be.......
On I-85 a nice older guy is running at a great speed of 90/60 MPH. A State Trooper is behind the guy for several miles. After stopping the guy he proceeds to tell the trooper that he is going that fast because he needs to get to a land line. "MY CELL PHONE IS BAD AND MY SATELITE LINK TO THE PENTAGON IS OUT DUE TO THE CLOUD COVER" All a believable story right? It gets better..........
The curious trooper looks at the driver who is wearing a security guard uniform and says to the trooper," I am on a mission from the DOD to track a terrorist that is in the USA". "I lost site of him at a mexican concert." The Trooper almost believed him until he saw his study guide in the back seat. "How to avoid a Ticket" Well after receiving his $500.00$ ticket he leaves, Only to call this troopers super. and cry because he was fined. He is 48 years old. The video is worth a million $$$$$$'s.
The moral to this story is, "IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE THIS EXCUSE, HIDE YOUR BOOK & Ditch THE UNIFORM.."
A little humor to end the week..............I believe this is Team Sarge undercover.....RALMAO...... :D :D :D
On I-85 a nice older guy is running at a great speed of 90/60 MPH. A State Trooper is behind the guy for several miles. After stopping the guy he proceeds to tell the trooper that he is going that fast because he needs to get to a land line. "MY CELL PHONE IS BAD AND MY SATELITE LINK TO THE PENTAGON IS OUT DUE TO THE CLOUD COVER" All a believable story right? It gets better..........
The curious trooper looks at the driver who is wearing a security guard uniform and says to the trooper," I am on a mission from the DOD to track a terrorist that is in the USA". "I lost site of him at a mexican concert." The Trooper almost believed him until he saw his study guide in the back seat. "How to avoid a Ticket" Well after receiving his $500.00$ ticket he leaves, Only to call this troopers super. and cry because he was fined. He is 48 years old. The video is worth a million $$$$$$'s.
The moral to this story is, "IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE THIS EXCUSE, HIDE YOUR BOOK & Ditch THE UNIFORM.."
A little humor to end the week..............I believe this is Team Sarge undercover.....RALMAO...... :D :D :D