colmurph
11-02-2004, 12:36
Last week Kerry was campaigning in upper New York state and dropped in on the Onadoga Indian Reservation. He gave a short speech promising to raise the personal income of every Native American by $40,000. a year, provide a free college education to every Native American child and ensure that every Native American had free medical care. The indians thereupon adopted Kerry into the tribe, gave him a headdress and the name "Walking Eagle". After Kerry and entourage left, one of the reporters present approached the Chief and asked him what the significance of the name "Walking Eagle" was. The Chief replied............"Bird so full of shit it can't fly!"