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11-01-2004, 17:37
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks? "St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life." Looking around, the man asked, "Where's John Kerry's
clock?" "Kerry's clock is in God's office ; He's using it as a ceiling fan.
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks? "St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life." Looking around, the man asked, "Where's John Kerry's
clock?" "Kerry's clock is in God's office ; He's using it as a ceiling fan.