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MR2
02-08-2013, 22:04
Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone (http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/21082025/sri-lanka-prisoner-caught-by-his-ring-tone#axzz2KJXn1XRL)

Posted: Feb 08, 2013 5:18 AM MST Updated: Feb 08, 2013 9:50 AM MST
By AFP


A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.

The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

"Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end."

He said the man was in hospital for two days but was discharged and sent back to prison Friday after the mobile phone was taken out.

The prisoner is serving a 10-year term for theft at the high security Welikada jail in the capital.

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Ok, time to blow off some steam and have some pun. Who can come up with the best ringtone for this particular phone? :munchin

ajls
02-08-2013, 22:21
Bootylicious. (Destiny's Child)

PedOncoDoc
02-09-2013, 05:52
Big Bottoms by Spinal Tap.

A Hole to Hide In by Foghat.

Jammin' by Bob Marley

Anything by the Butthole Surfers.

SPEC4
02-09-2013, 08:48
Ace in the hole .... George Strait :D

Dusty
02-09-2013, 08:50
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

tonyz
02-09-2013, 08:59
"Back That Ass Up"

I guess they really meant it when they said "...more bars in more places."

BryanK
02-09-2013, 09:47
Down in a Hole- Alice in Chains

Sdiver
02-09-2013, 09:56
There can be only one ring tone for this thread .....

Baby Got Back ... Sir Mix-A-Lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

:D :munchin :lifter

GratefulCitizen
02-09-2013, 20:41
Sri Lankan prison...

For a minute there I thought someone was foolishly trying to distribute obama phones in Utah.

Badger52
02-10-2013, 19:10
He shoulda left it on vibrate.

alelks
02-10-2013, 19:34
While it was in there he received a butt load of calls.

longrange1947
02-10-2013, 21:19
Return call from a butt dial???? :D

orion5
02-10-2013, 21:20
I have no ringtone suggestions, but did hear that the Colombo ER docs were seen wearing these t-shirts: "Call of Doody - Brown Ops"

SF18C
02-10-2013, 21:26
The worst 1:11 on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCtWszlMj58

badshot
02-11-2013, 05:27
Who can come up with the best ringtone for this particular phone?[/COLOR]

Slip Sliding Away :D

Dusty
02-11-2013, 05:32
Junk in the Trunk

badshot
02-11-2013, 06:18
Sorry Guards...I just farted

Badger52
02-11-2013, 13:42
"Money" by (appropriately) Pink Floyd (http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=490077&postcount=5)

Go Dusty, still LMAO.
:lifter