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Team Sergeant
12-20-2012, 20:28
IF The World Ends Tomorrow.......

If so I had a great adventure! And on the upside will not have to pay 2013 taxes!;)

But if it doesn't end, I still am having a great adventure and it will suck paying 2013 taxes....
TS

Sdiver
12-20-2012, 20:43
But if it doesn't end, I still am having a great adventure and it will suck paying 2013 taxes....

..... and Barry will be POTUS for another four years .....

SomethingWitty
12-20-2012, 21:01
It better not end. The steelhead fishing is just getting good.

Ghost_Team
12-20-2012, 21:22
I'll be really pissed. I was looking forward to retiring in August. :mad:

Guy
12-20-2012, 21:45
I'm 9.5 hours ahead of all of you so, I'll shoot out a WARNORD ASAP when anything besides IEDs, SIEDs, VBIEDs, MBIEDs, BBIEDs, rocket/mortar attacks, SAF, etc.:D

Sleep well and stay tuned for thou is your early-warning system for the "supposedly" impending doom that may set upon all you heathens!:lifter

Dozer523
12-20-2012, 22:09
I'm not all that comforted by the time zone argument. Here's why.

Little dude had his 11th birthday on the 17th.
*Got the birthday breakfast
*Got the cupcakes with his classmates
*Got the dinner of his personal choice
*Got the presents and cake with family (not to be confused with something that looked almost the same at a restaurant/bowling alley on the previous Saturday. Nor the planned extravaganza peer party scheduled for after the holidays)
*Got the cupcakes with his basketball team after practice
*Got to stay up a little late followed by Mom and I thanking him for picking us to be his parents. then finally off the bed.

The next morning when he was told to get his own breakfast he pointed out: "Ya know. . . . I was was born at 4:27 in the afternoon. So, technically, it's still my birthday."

I'll uncross my fingers when it ain't the 21st anywhere. But if the world comes to an end. Thanks!

Guy
12-20-2012, 23:06
The next morning when he was told to get his own breakfast he pointed out: "Ya know. . . . I was was born at 4:27 in the afternoon. So, technically, it's still my birthday."Technically, he is correct and has a valid argument that if, this was heard in a court-of-law, you'd stand an excellent chance of losing.:o

The young lad could probably get a lawyer to do it pro bono.:eek:

BTW...Don't hate the player, hate the game because it's quite evident that you've taught him to play the game.:cool:

Stay safe and I'll keep you folks abreast of the impending doom.

mojaveman
12-20-2012, 23:14
it will suck paying 2013 taxes....

Come and work in this part of the world for awhile. I'm not paying taxes to anyone. :D ;)

kozak
12-20-2012, 23:18
It better not end, I'm going to the beach in 2 hours for an end of the world party.

Guy
12-21-2012, 02:32
Come and work in this part of the world for awhile. I'm not paying taxes to anyone. :D ;)You're not paying taxes at the moment is actually what you meant?

BTW...you can have that location. I've never had any joy there.:lifter

10 hours left for this location....

Stay safe.

Ret10Echo
12-21-2012, 02:56
Well...I'm still here... This is like the whole Y2K thing... Is it the beginning where it ends or does it end at the end?

Mayans are so vague.



..... and Barry will be POTUS for another four years .....

I thought that was the apocalypse?

500 Proof
12-21-2012, 04:11
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Pete
12-21-2012, 04:27
On 01/01/2000 my coffee pot turned on at 0530 and brewed up a pot of coffee.

It didn't care about Y2K - it just knew that at 0530 each morning it was to click on.

Jeez, that was 12 years ago.

SF_BHT
12-21-2012, 04:39
Still here and the island has not sank. Hell I think it is going down every day.

Flying out Saturday morning not matter what the nuts say.

Barbarian
12-21-2012, 06:35
If the apocalypse is today, I've got a nice little bottle of red wine that should be about ready.

Otherwise, I've got a lot of campfires to build, pineneedle tea to sip, and lots and lots of steel to shape, Lord willin'.

Dozer523
12-21-2012, 07:09
Technically, he is correct and has a valid argument. . . .BTW...Don't hate the player, hate the game because it's quite evident that you've taught him to play the game.:cool:
Little Dude got birthday cake for breakfast. And I realized my wife and Bill Cosby's are related.:D

Guy
12-21-2012, 07:34
Little Dude got birthday cake for breakfast. And I realized my wife and Bill Cosby's are related.:DWell, you did tell him to get his own breakfast.:D

Sdiver
12-21-2012, 09:05
I'll bet this guy is a little ticked off .....

Team Sergeant
12-21-2012, 09:51
Damn we're all still here..... I'm now a survivor of what two or three "End of the Worlds".....;)

mark46th
12-21-2012, 10:06
Nope, no apocalypse. I still wish Scarlett Johanssen had accepted my invite. She might not have survived the foreplay, though...

mojaveman
12-21-2012, 10:43
You're not paying taxes at the moment, is that actually what you meant?

I'm eligible for the exclusion. ;)

theis223
12-21-2012, 12:31
The zomby one is a bit scary... just sayin.

frostfire
12-21-2012, 12:47
well, the world is not ending today...but from the out-of-stock despite price-gouged ammo and firearm at local and online stores, you'd think we're really are at zombie apocalypse!!!

echoes
12-21-2012, 14:55
well, the world is not ending today...but from the out-of-stock despite price-gouged ammo and firearm at local and online stores, you'd think we're really are at zombie apocalypse!!!

We are not out of the woods yet! At work, someone who studies this says it is 6:00 p.m. (Thats CST):rolleyes:

Hmmmmmm

Well, I can end my time here knowing I loved and supported brave SF Men!

To No End.

Helluva ride amigos!:lifter

Holly

Paragrouper
12-21-2012, 16:45
We are not out of the woods yet! At work, someone who studies this says it is 6:00 p.m. (Thats CST):rolleyes:

Well Holly, since the world ends in 15 minutes, I must say you have one Rocking Avatar! :D

Badger52
12-21-2012, 19:03
Ham radio busy, trying to get that Worked All Survivors certificate....

Is this why #1 daughter is still stuck at ORD... :confused:

Divemaster
12-21-2012, 20:30
Uh-oh! The world better end pretty damned quick...or I've got a lot of apologizing, track covering and fleeing to do tomorrow.

Dozer523
12-21-2012, 22:35
Dang! gonna have to pay the MasterCard, now.

SF_BHT
12-21-2012, 22:53
Still here

Divemaster
12-21-2012, 23:50
Crap! Still here. Time to work the S E E of SERE. Adios! :D

Box
12-22-2012, 06:27
WHAT A FUCKING RIP OFF.

FUCK YOU MAYANS. YOU GOT IT WRONG, YOUR CALENDAR SUCKS, AND WE ARE STILL IN THE SAME MESS WE WERE IN ON DECEMBER 20TH...

MR2
12-22-2012, 14:15
I HAVE SEEN YESTERDAY. I KNOW TOMORROW.

—INSCRIPTION IN THE TOMB OF PHARAOH TUTANKHAMUN, 1338 BC

Gypsy
12-22-2012, 17:20
No snow storm, no end of the world...

Time for some Whiskey. :D

PRB
12-22-2012, 17:42
I think it was just a Mayan long distance joke...I mean if you look at their calendar there is this guy with a sun around his head sticking his tongue out at you....like 'wake up bozo'....

Richard
12-22-2012, 17:47
Archaeoastrologers now claim they made a mistake and the new translation states the calendar actually predicted the end of Twinkies.

Richard :munchin

PSM
12-22-2012, 17:57
Archaeoastrologers now claim they made a mistake and the new translation states the calendar actually predicted the end of Twinkies.

Richard :munchin

They're Baaaaack: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2251906/Twinkies-Legendary-cake-set-return-shelves-coming-months-new-ownership.html?ito=feeds-newsxml ;)

Pat

GratefulCitizen
12-22-2012, 18:11
Archaeoastrologers now claim they made a mistake and the new translation states the calendar actually predicted the end of Twinkies.

Richard :munchin

Actually, the Oreo predicted that.

Sdiver
12-22-2012, 18:59
What's so funny is ..... people were looking at the WROMG calendar.

:munchin

Sdiver
12-22-2012, 19:01
I don't mean to brag or anything, but yesterday was the 5th "End of the World" that I've survived.

I agree with these guys ....

Ret10Echo
12-22-2012, 19:32
Archaeoastrologers now claim they made a mistake and the new translation states the calendar actually predicted the end of Twinkies.

Richard :munchin

Nice...just great... A piece of USEFUL information... and they nut it up with world-end-apocalypse crap...

Radar Rider
12-22-2012, 21:08
Damn. I gave away all my shit.

Do you think I can go back to the recipient and recover my stuff? It was all a joke, ha ha. Please, give it back.