To Whom Does the Land of Israel Belong? VERY GOOD ONE!

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An Israeli Sense of Humor at the United Nations set the record straight.

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses:
When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!"

Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about?
The Palestinians weren't there then."

The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech

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[Trapper John]

I love it! :D

Can I borrow this to send to some of my Israeli friends?

[Jason1986]

Klavan's One-State Solution: Give the Middle East to the Jews
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIEeiDjdUuU

[BrokenSwitch]

Classic! :cool:

[PRB]

Palestine...what is that anyway.....Judea, that I read about historically and understand.
Every arab from Kuwait, Saudi , Jordan that I talked to didn't call them palestinians they called them Philistines and said they were all crazy...that's why we don't let them into our country.
Black September...when the Jordainians killed all of the overt palestinians within their borders....a good plan actually and removed the insurection within their own Country.
Even the Syrians I've know in the ME thought the Palestinians both bastards and crazy people.
Philistines......makes more sense.

[Richard]

As with any land, it "belongs" to the current occupiers and is subject to change at some point as it has throughout History. Some would claim it to be God's will - I would argue "And so it goes..."

Richard :munchin

[PRB]

As with any land, it "belongs" to the current occupiers and is subject to change at some point as it has throughout History. Some would claim it to be God's will - I would argue "And so it goes..."

Richard :munchin

I believe they've worked the strength of arms issue and he was jusy commenting upon the palestinians verbalized bogus historical claims...in an artful manner.

[hooah12]

Just got around to reading this. That is too funny, just died laughing.