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Team Sergeant
11-27-2012, 18:34
Just wanted the SF guys to know when I win the Powerball on Wednesday I plan to purchase 5000-10000 acres in Montana and build maybe 20-30 cabins and a big house for hunting and fishing. If you're SF staying will be free to you and family. I plan to have an armory so you will not even need to bring guns, they will be supplied as will be fishing poles, boats, horses, ATV's etc. I also plan the same thing in Alaska. ;)
I'll also be donating a very large amount to the GBF and the SFA.
FYI
Team Sergeant

alelks
11-27-2012, 19:18
And if thinks go South you'll have a community of retired SF guys as neighbors and all cabins will have fields of fire. :D

Richard
11-27-2012, 19:27
Name it "North Pineland" with a 10% flat tax and buy land around Missoula and we'll all be there moshskosh! ;)

Richard :munchin

Cobwebs
11-27-2012, 19:37
Now that you've thrown down the gauntlet so to speak. Let's make it an SF current or retired pact amongst us that who ever should be the unbelievable enough fortunate one to hit "IT", that he or she (AFChic) will follow through with your plans. I'm all in.:lifter

Trapper John
11-27-2012, 19:59
Now that sounds like a plan. Your going to need a medic. I will be sure to pack plenty of muscle relaxers in the M5 for all the OFs :D

mark46th
11-27-2012, 20:28
The first thing you do if you win is disconnect your phone/turn off your cell. The second thing you do is move into a hotel under an alias...

afchic
11-27-2012, 20:43
Now that you've thrown down the gauntlet so to speak. Let's make it an SF current or retired pact amongst us that who ever should be the unbelievable enough fortunate one to hit "IT", that he or she (AFChic) will follow through with your plans. I'm all in.:lifter

Count me in :)

Dozer523
11-27-2012, 20:55
Now that you've thrown down the gauntlet so to speak. Let's make it an SF current or retired pact amongst us that who ever should be the unbelievable enough fortunate one to hit "IT", that he or she (AFChic) will follow through with your plans. I'm all in.:lifter
I'm in.

Richard
11-27-2012, 21:00
Count me in :)

You can start the "Long Branch" saloon for us... ;)

Richard :munchin

mark46th
11-27-2012, 21:10
Or the Bell Bar...

MR2
11-27-2012, 21:36
or Teddy's.

Great idea TS, what a wonderful gesture. I'm in. And I'll even buy a ticket every now and again.

PSM
11-27-2012, 21:53
Geez. I'm stuck holding down the southern border. :( Can I hope for an occasional Buffalo jerky re-supply? :confused:

Pat

Guy
11-27-2012, 22:20
"If I win the lottery, I'm staying in Afghanistan and building this shit for half-the-price! And I'm going too fire a bunch of folks."

And I'm serious! I'll stay right here and kick-ass w/o the politics.:munchin

Stay safe.

mojaveman
11-28-2012, 03:18
Or the Bell Bar...

Or we could hire a few room temperature IQ bikini wearing country girls and call it "Rick's". In which case I'll manage it and also serve drinks. :D :p

ZonieDiver
11-28-2012, 05:18
I'm in!

I'll also volunteer to be the scout element on the raid of Turner's ranch to get PSM his buffalo for the jerky! :D

Destrier
11-28-2012, 06:33
I'll work the stables:)

x SF med
11-28-2012, 07:33
Hey, TS...

I call sous chef, on site medic and caretaker... with a small stipend to cover extra gear purchases... $100k a year or so...:rolleyes::D

Kyobanim
11-28-2012, 10:14
Hey, TS...

I call sous chef, on site medic and caretaker... with a small stipend to cover extra gear purchases... $100k a year or so...:rolleyes::D

Don't listen to him TS, he's just gonna spend the money on cheap beer and hookers. Wait, on second thought . . .

1stindoor
11-28-2012, 10:16
I'll deposit my Bass Boat and leave a tab at the gas station. There's about a dozen rods in the rod locker and enough tackle to keep you fishing for weeks.

ZonieDiver
11-28-2012, 10:16
Don't listen to him TS, he's just gonna spend the money on cheap beer and hookers. Wait, on second thought . . .

That's wrong, on so many levels. Now... GOOD beer and cheap hookers... there's the ticket. :lifter

LibraryLady
11-28-2012, 10:32
That's wrong, on so many levels. Now... GOOD beer and cheap hookers... there's the ticket. :lifter

He better buy GOOD beer if he knows what's good for him. This one (http://www.galwayhooker.ie/) would work. Served aboard... a Hooker! :lifter

LL

Badger52
11-28-2012, 13:03
I'll deposit my Bass Boat and leave a tab at the gas station. There's about a dozen rods in the rod locker and enough tackle to keep you fishing for weeks.Now THERE's a team contribution!
<salud>

While not huge I hear they have some nice smallies up there. You probably should stipulate the beer & hookers come AFTER the fishin's done.

cat in the hat
11-28-2012, 15:14
Or we could hire a few room temperature IQ bikini wearing country girls and call it "Rick's". In which case I'll manage it and also serve drinks. :D :p

I can tend bar and cut grass/shovel snow/paint cabins etc...

echoes
11-28-2012, 15:38
You can start the "Long Branch" saloon for us... ;)

Richard :munchin

Richard Sir,

My skills could help bar-back for anyone, and maybe help with washing the dishes!:lifter

For Ya'll I'd do it in a heartbeat of America.;)

Holly

Sdiver
11-29-2012, 00:57
This just in .....

Call your friends and relatives in Arizona and Missouri! Powerball officials say the record jackpot has been won.

Early Thursday morning officials confirmed that two winning tickets were sold: One in Arizona and one in Missouri. An additional 8,924,123 players won smaller prizes.

The numbers drawn Wednesday night are: 5, 16, 22, 23, 29 and Powerball of 6.

A lottery official said late Wednesday that the jackpot increased to $579.9 million by the time of the drawing, making the cash option $379.8 million.

The drawing Wednesday night for the Multi-State Lottery Association's prize followed 16 consecutive drawings that produced no top winner, boosting the Powerball to the second-largest potential lottery payout in U.S. history.

Tickets earlier Wednesday were selling at a rate of 130,000 a minute nationwide, the jackpot enticing many people who rarely, if ever, play the lottery

Dozer .... you got anything to say ???? ;) :D

:munchin

2018commo
11-29-2012, 04:03
And one of the two winners is in Arizona...:munchin

Divemaster
11-29-2012, 04:15
Since I didn't win can I still get one of those cabins? I'll bring the Northwest craft beer.

Dozer523
11-29-2012, 05:47
This just in .....



Dozer .... you got anything to say ???? ;) :D

:munchinNot much. that sure is a lot of money but i bought mine on the Illinois side. So I won't be contributing a million to the PS operating fund, this time. Good luck Zoniediver and TS.

ZonieDiver
11-29-2012, 06:45
"It ain't me, babe! No, no, no..."

I hit 2 - my grandkids' birthdays - but no # in the powerball spot so I get - as usual - nothing, zilch, zip, nada, bupkiss, 'Maggie's drawers'!

Golf1echo
11-29-2012, 06:53
"If I win the lottery, I'm staying in Afghanistan and building this shit for half-the-price! And I'm going too fire a bunch of folks."

And I'm serious! I'll stay right here and kick-ass w/o the politics.:munchin

Stay safe.
"The Horror"

Badger52
11-29-2012, 07:05
I think Team Sergeant's goal is worth a UFR. It's only a couple of F-35's with their initial load attached.

CW3SF
11-29-2012, 07:20
Damn it all. I did not win.:confused:



I was counting on the win so I could tell my boss to go screw himself today. :D

Pete
11-29-2012, 07:25
4 Tickets - 1 number.

About usual for me.

afchic
11-29-2012, 08:20
This just in .....



Dozer .... you got anything to say ???? ;) :D

:munchin

I'm betting he was too cheap to drive over the bridge to MO to get tickets :)

Not me, I hit three states for tickets, for all the good it did me

mark46th
11-29-2012, 08:57
One of the two winners was sold in Arizona- Anybody heard from Team Sergeant or did he take my advice?

PSM
11-29-2012, 09:08
Damn! If I'd known one of the winners was going to be from Arizona, I'd have bought a ticket. :mad:

Pat

ZonieDiver
11-29-2012, 09:29
Damn! If I'd known one of the winners was going to be from Arizona, I'd have bought a ticket. :mad:

Pat

How far to the nearest "K"? :D

PSM
11-29-2012, 10:40
How far to the nearest "K"? :D

Thirteen point seven klicks. :D

Pat

afchic
11-29-2012, 14:07
One of the two winners was sold in Arizona- Anybody heard from Team Sergeant or did he take my advice?

Haven't seen him today. Maybe we all have reason to hope ;)

echoes
11-29-2012, 15:07
Damn! If I'd known one of the winners was going to be from Arizona, I'd have bought a ticket. :mad:

Pat

Here here!!! Evidently it always misses TX....but, hope we hear from TS soon....here is to hoping, maybe he won!:lifter

Holly

Team Sergeant
11-29-2012, 15:37
4 Tickets - 1 number.

About usual for me.

Ditto...... I'm very disappointed, I already had those millions spent..... :D

Dozer523
11-29-2012, 16:53
I'm betting he (dozer) was too cheap to drive over the bridge to MO to get tickets :)

Not me, I hit three states for tickets, for all the good it did me you drove to three DIFFERENT STATES to buy tickets
for the SAME LOTTERY.

I did not do that, it's true, but not because I was too cheap.
Hmmmmmm?:D

MR2
11-29-2012, 18:13
Ditto...... I'm very disappointed, I already had those millions spent..... :D

So did we TS, so did we... :D

afchic
11-29-2012, 20:36
you drove to three DIFFERENT STATES to buy tickets
for the SAME LOTTERY.

I did not do that, it's true, but not because I was too cheap.
Hmmmmmm?:D

I didn't use the same numbers, geez even us AF chics aren't that dumb :p

I just figured picking up tix in three states on the drive home might make my chances better.

PSM
11-29-2012, 20:43
Ditto...... I'm very disappointed, I already had those millions spent..... :D

Geez, no buffalo jerky for me. :(

ZD, stand down. And thank you for the offer, mi Amigo!

Slim Jims anyone? :confused: :D

Pat

Badger52
11-30-2012, 10:35
I can retire at anytime, was hopin' for a simple gig keeping a bass boat ready to go at this place in MT I heard about....
"I do job; boat SHINE, trollmoto battalee allees charge, allees have ice in cooler!"

Damn. :mad: