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Sdiver
11-02-2012, 11:17
During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a person is to be institutionalized or not.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub and offer the patient a teaspoon, a tea cup, and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon and the teacup."

"No," said the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

*I got myself a nice bed by the window. Please forward my mail to the state mental asylum.

longrange1947
11-02-2012, 11:28
Hmmm, bathtub test, I thought you were talking about the test my wife would give me first thing after returning from a trip. :munchin :D

JimP
11-02-2012, 12:37
LR - that's the "float test"....haven't heard that one in a while!! Well played.

Badger52
11-02-2012, 13:08
I like that. It's kinda like how to put a giraffe into a refrigerator.
:D

MR2
11-02-2012, 13:21
I like that. It's kinda like how to put a giraffe into a refrigerator.
:D

One butcher wrapped piece at a time?

Dozer523
11-02-2012, 13:24
LR - that's the "float test"....haven't heard that one in a while!! Well played.Many people think its a joke, everybody smiles ... but god help you if you fail. MRFL always had a six pack chillin' by the tub.

BKKMAN
11-02-2012, 13:34
I like that. It's kinda like how to put a giraffe into a refrigerator.
:D

Exactly.

longrange1947
11-02-2012, 13:40
LR - that's the "float test"....haven't heard that one in a while!! Well played.

JimP - Always heard, and called it, "The Bathtub Test". But It had better crack the porcelain when she lets go. :eek: :D

Badger52
11-02-2012, 19:48
Exactly.Yup, fun memory of that one; thanks kindly for the PDF. Grand-daughters almost aced it once; their over-thinking Dad not so much. This bath-tub thing could be entertaining; money's still on the little ones.

Gus88
11-05-2012, 16:17
Exactly.

BKKMAN,

The PDF aptitude test you provided just jump started the week for about 150 high schoolers...

much appreciated.

BKKMAN
11-05-2012, 16:22
BKKMAN,

The PDF aptitude test you provided just jump started the week for about 150 high schoolers...

much appreciated.

Wonderful:)