View Full Version : Sex at 79
BMT (RIP)
10-26-2012, 14:27
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy - because I live at number 73.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't have to cross the road!
Life is GOOD
BMT
Be careful, the highest % of STD is among seniors living in adult communities.
Wrap it up you never know where those old ladys have been...:p
mojaveman
10-29-2012, 11:02
How about sex at 90 or older?
Honestly, I was watching an episode of COPS not long ago and they were busting men for soliciting an undercover female cop who was posing as a prostitute. One of the men they arrested was 92 years old. Yep. :D :p
One of the men they arrested was 92 years old. Yep. :D :p
Was it Hugh Hefner? :confused:
Pat
Was it Hugh Hefner? :confused:
Pat
Hef doesn't need to go looking for women .... they come .... errrrrr .... flock to him.
Besides, he's got plenty of resources to choose from. ;)
Hef doesn't need to go looking for women .... they come .... errrrrr .... flock to him.
Sweet mother I wouldn't have sex with that guy with someone else's vajayjay. :eek:
A young man saw a despondent old guy setting on a park bench. He approached the old guy and ask what is wrong.
Old guy, says I am 92 years old and married a 24 year old gal last year.
Young guy, go.. Yes I can see the problem.
Old guy responds, "It is not that, we like to have sex three times a day, in the morning, afternoon and evening.
Young guy, goes "Oh wow........ so what is wrong?'
Old guy replies, "It is near 2:00 and that is our afternoon time and I forgot where I lived."