greenberetTFS
08-06-2012, 13:16
Tough getting old.............:p
Arthur is almost 85 years old and has gone deer hunting every year with his sons/brothers since he was a boy. One day during deer hunting season, comes home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up deer hunting". My eyesight is so bad that I can't see what the hell I am shooting at and I can't even see the damn deer".
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of coffee. As the sip their coffee, she says, "You should take my brother, he has excellent eyesight and he can tell you where to aim. He can see the deer for you.". "That's no good, Arthur says, your brother is older than me. He can't help.
The wife says "He may be 93 but his eyesight's excellent. Take him along tomorrow".
So Arthur takes his brother in law with him the next day and they get to the deer stand. Their sitting in the deer stand when the brother in law whispers, "to your left about 50 yards at 11 o'clock. So Arthur takes his rifle and aims as directed and pulls the trigger.
Arthur says "Did you see the shot? Did I get em". "Of course, I saw the shot I have perfect eyesight says the brother in law.
"Where did the deer go?" asks Arthur.
"I don't remember"..........:rolleyes:
Big Teddy :munchin
Arthur is almost 85 years old and has gone deer hunting every year with his sons/brothers since he was a boy. One day during deer hunting season, comes home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up deer hunting". My eyesight is so bad that I can't see what the hell I am shooting at and I can't even see the damn deer".
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of coffee. As the sip their coffee, she says, "You should take my brother, he has excellent eyesight and he can tell you where to aim. He can see the deer for you.". "That's no good, Arthur says, your brother is older than me. He can't help.
The wife says "He may be 93 but his eyesight's excellent. Take him along tomorrow".
So Arthur takes his brother in law with him the next day and they get to the deer stand. Their sitting in the deer stand when the brother in law whispers, "to your left about 50 yards at 11 o'clock. So Arthur takes his rifle and aims as directed and pulls the trigger.
Arthur says "Did you see the shot? Did I get em". "Of course, I saw the shot I have perfect eyesight says the brother in law.
"Where did the deer go?" asks Arthur.
"I don't remember"..........:rolleyes:
Big Teddy :munchin