Richard
04-14-2012, 04:16
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one Sunday night.
The father asks his son, "So...what did you do today?"
The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “OK...OK...I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
The Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
The son says, “Toy Story 3.” The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “OK...OK...we were watching porn.”
The Dad says, ”What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father.
The Mom laughs and says, ”Well, he certainly is your son!” The robot slaps the
mother.
The following day there was a for sale ad for a lie detecting robot on Craig's List.
He decides to test it out at dinner one Sunday night.
The father asks his son, "So...what did you do today?"
The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “OK...OK...I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
The Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
The son says, “Toy Story 3.” The robot slaps the son.
The son says, “OK...OK...we were watching porn.”
The Dad says, ”What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father.
The Mom laughs and says, ”Well, he certainly is your son!” The robot slaps the
mother.
The following day there was a for sale ad for a lie detecting robot on Craig's List.