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zuluzerosix
03-15-2012, 17:14
Once when asked to produce a box-o-grid squares, he did.
During the JMPI, the Jump Master squats and holds.
At a tribal meeting in Afghanistan, he told a knock-knock joke so convincingly that tribal elders got up and actually answered the door.
He is the World's Most Interesting Paratrooper.
"I don't always start wars, but when I do, I win them...
-Stay Airborne my friends."
Great pic! One of our SOT-As, who is almost as old as that guy, made his 5th jump at Benning today too. Needless to say, that photo was sent throughout the detachment! :D
The Reaper
03-15-2012, 18:47
2-505 PIR, if my eyes do not fail me.
TR
1stindoor
03-18-2012, 09:32
Once when asked to produce a box-o-grid squares, he did.
-Stay Airborne my friends."
He has the keys to the DZ in his pocket.
He can turn off the range fan at will.
Team Sergeant
03-18-2012, 09:46
While he doesn't often employ riser grease or canopy lights he knows where to get them...
Destrier
03-18-2012, 09:55
Gusting Winds on the DZ Calm, out of respect.
Chuck Norris asked for his autograph.
Peregrino
03-18-2012, 10:41
He had the courtesy to thank the SF ODA that set up his "mustard stain" DZ.
zuluzerosix
03-18-2012, 11:03
2-505 PIR, if my eyes do not fail me.
TR
Roger that Sir, H-Minus!
He once called for fire, by simply starting a rumor....
He "Ranger-rolls" his MICH helmet.......
1stindoor
03-18-2012, 22:06
He once called for fire, by simply starting a rumor....
Damn...that one was funny.
While he doesn't recommend it...he has checked his can of peas.
A few pulled from the internet (nothing on my part creative here) Changed a few to make them fit.
Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.
His organ donor card also includes his beard” ~Allen Chavez
For his DLPT he speaks fluent French, in Russian.
His beard alone has experienced more combat than a lesser mans body
His enemy's reload his weapon for him, just for the honor of receiving his fire.
For his DLPT he speaks fluent French, in Russian.
That's a good one! :D
Chuck Norris asked for his autograph.
And he wouldn't give it to him because Chuck Norris is a leg! ;)
Richard
And he wouldn't give it to him because Chuck Norris is a leg! ;)
Richard
Then he dropped Chuck for twenty.
longrange1947
03-19-2012, 18:17
You guys are freakin killing me!! :D
Ret10Echo
03-19-2012, 18:27
The Forward Edge of the Battle Area is located behind him....regardless of where he stands.
To the enemy, he IS the point-of-no-return.
During combat equipment jumps he always rides his gear in.
Thanks Stoney for being their for my first time.
And the end of receiving a JMPI, he pats the Jumpmaster's ass.
John Wayne uses his skivvies as a beret liner... :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
He needs no 'chute. The Earth welcomes him home with loving arms.
Pat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN3c64j2DPE&feature=related
Richard :munchin