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glebo
03-02-2012, 08:37
Something to ponder...


Isn't it ironic that the food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever?

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves
SLVGW360
03-02-2012, 08:45
I agree completely with the sentiment; however, the Park Service is in the Dept. of the Interior. The Forest Service is in the Dept. of Ag and does post those same types of signs.
glebo
03-02-2012, 09:07
Thanks for keeping me straight....as you can tell, I'm not that well "Gov't versed"...LOL

Hey, it was an email. I do go along with the sentiment also...
Sdiver
03-02-2012, 09:14
Something to ponder...


Isn't it ironic that the food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever?

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves

Only difference with this is ..... animals don't/can't vote. :munchin
Badger52
03-02-2012, 10:55
Isn't it ironic that the food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever? Indeed; such a monolith lives for such performance metrics and the perpetration, nay the expansion, of their rice-bowl.

I know who I work for & why. I don't recall seeing:
"...provide for the Common Belly."
mark46th
03-02-2012, 11:42
You mean like this?
Badger52
03-02-2012, 14:15
You mean like this?lmao. You almost cost another monitor...
Dusty
03-02-2012, 14:25
Only difference with this is ..... animals don't/can't vote. :munchin

There's another. Animals can get free birth control.
Sdiver
03-02-2012, 14:42
There's another. Animals can get free birth control.

1,000 cross thread points for you. :D :D :D
The Reaper
03-02-2012, 17:29
There's another. Animals can get free birth control.

People do too, if they are ugly enough and avoid places that serve alcohol.

TR
Dusty
03-02-2012, 17:42
People do too, if they are ugly enough and avoid places that serve alcohol.

TR

:D:D:D
glebo
03-02-2012, 18:40
People do too, if they are ugly enough and avoid places that serve alcohol.

TR

Well, I'm sure you know the same "sort of folks" that I do....and that won't help either...:D
ZonieDiver
03-03-2012, 21:14
Only difference with this is ..... animals don't/can't vote. :munchin

Yet...:D
s
03-04-2012, 05:03
People do too, if they are ugly enough and avoid places that serve alcohol.

TR

Sir, I'd respectfully add "drunken sailors" to the above list of venues/people to stay clear of. :D:D
Alas, during pay-pay week ends I've seen certain things out in town, the knowledge of which most mortals could never withstand. :D
BOfH
03-04-2012, 12:05
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Alas, during pay-pay week ends I've seen certain things out in town, the knowledge of which most mortals could never withstand. :D

Beer goggles will do that :D
And for the cross-thread brownie points: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=435714&postcount=4

:lifter