Richard
01-25-2012, 17:46
I was at this crowded party last weekend, standing alone, minding my own business with a nice glass of Sausal Creek Ancient Vine Zinfandel when this woman approached, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," I replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy the most---cars and men. So I chose Carmen. By the way, what's your name?"
"B.J. Titsenguns," I replied. ;)
"That's a beautiful name," I replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy the most---cars and men. So I chose Carmen. By the way, what's your name?"
"B.J. Titsenguns," I replied. ;)