View Full Version : Obese Woman Files Lawsuit After McDonald’s Refuses To Serve Her
Didn't know where to put this.. but I think it goes here :cool:
http://thedailycricket.com/2011/12/17/obese-woman-files-lawsuit-after-mcdonalds-refuses-to-serve-her/
I could so see this happening!!
Holy snap!!! She needs a boomerang just to put on her belt!! The woman deep-fries her toothpaste!!
Scimitar
01-05-2012, 09:08
LOL, I thought it was a serious article for the first few paragraphs.
Funny stuff
S
LOL, I thought it was a serious article for the first few paragraphs.
Funny stuff
S
If she gets a payout on the law suit it won't be funny.
Doc Diego
01-05-2012, 12:13
Very funny, until it actually happens in our Orwellinan future...
Team Sergeant
01-05-2012, 12:22
What's funny are the actual comments on the article..... you know they didn't read the entire article. :D
I am a ServSafe-certified manager, and there's no fat people training involved.;)
"Police called for the help of local hero Mike Kenyatta. Kenyatta has won the Greased Pig Roundup at the Pickens County Fair for seven straight years."
That had tears in my eyes.......
I think this will end up on SCOPES right after BHO's REAL birth certificate...
:D:D:D
The Onion's competitor - I like the Lassie piece.
Timmy Reveals The Truth – “Lassie pushed me in the well”
I always thought Lassie was a real bitch and suspected as much. :D
Richard :munchin
California Prison Population Now Exceeds General Population (http://thedailycricket.com/2011/12/14/california-prison-population-now-exceeds-general-population/)
“Yo, tings be so tight you can’t ever rape a motherfucker now witout waking somebody up,” complains Hooto Johnson, an inmate at Folsom State Prison. “It hard to be romantic wit your bitch wit eight guys watchin’, hootin’ and hollarin’. Even a raper needs privacy. I ain’t no Goddamned animal!”
:D
Pat
I was hoping she was real and we could drop her out the back of a C-130 over Pakistan
Lets put a "Malcolm-X" T-shirt on her and use her as a landing pad.