Richard
12-21-2011, 12:06
Two Arkansas hunters are walking along looking for deer when they come upon a huge hole in the ground. As they approach it, they are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen to see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
They pick up the transmission and carry it over tot he hole, count one...two...three, and toss it in.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a loud rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat with a wild-eyed look on his face come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and - with no hesitation - jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say thar," says the farmer, "you fellers din't happen tuh see mah goat 'round here anywhar, didja?"
"Funny you should ask," said one of the hunters. "We were just standing here a minute ago and damn if this here goat didn't cum runnin' outta them bushes doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"
"Well, that couldn't a been him," replied the farmer, "'cuz I had my goat chained to an ol' transmission!"
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen to see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
They pick up the transmission and carry it over tot he hole, count one...two...three, and toss it in.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a loud rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat with a wild-eyed look on his face come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and - with no hesitation - jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say thar," says the farmer, "you fellers din't happen tuh see mah goat 'round here anywhar, didja?"
"Funny you should ask," said one of the hunters. "We were just standing here a minute ago and damn if this here goat didn't cum runnin' outta them bushes doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"
"Well, that couldn't a been him," replied the farmer, "'cuz I had my goat chained to an ol' transmission!"