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Snaquebite
12-13-2011, 21:13
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Chad's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Chad sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me,
put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.
The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want.."

So, Here I am.

Barbarian
12-14-2011, 07:02
LMAO!!!! Now that was a good one. Consider it stolen.:D

tunanut
12-14-2011, 11:58
Good one. Don't think that will be happening at the tunanut household anytime soon.

PedOncoDoc
12-14-2011, 12:03
Don't think that will be happening at the tunanut household anytime soon.

What...no handcuffs? :D

Gypsy
12-14-2011, 17:49
What...no handcuffs? :D

:D




Good one!

The Reaper
12-14-2011, 17:51
Definitely misplaced priorities.

TR

mojaveman
12-14-2011, 18:49
Cute.

Are some things really better than sex? :D :p

The Reaper
12-14-2011, 20:11
Cute.

Are some things really better than sex? :D :p

Maybe they aren't doing it right. :D

TR

Streck-Fu
12-14-2011, 20:26
Two days before the group is to leave, Chad's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.



Who is Ron and why are his friends upset about Chad not being allowed to go?

:D

mark46th
12-15-2011, 18:27
Kinda like the gorgeous blonde in a bar who whispered into a guy's ear, "I'll do whatever you want for $50.00." So he takes her home, gives her $50 and says, "Paint my porch". 30 minutes later, she knocks on the door and says, "All done! And, it wasn't a porch, it was a Ferrari."

Traweek
12-15-2011, 18:52
Another joke the pale-faced redhead will not read. Can't have her taking the hooks out of the ceiling and throwing the handcuffs away..
:D:D:D