CAPITALIZATION

[SPEC4]

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who
send text messages and emails have long forgotten the "art" of
capitalization.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the
statement below.

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a
horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. "

Now: Is everybody clear on that?

[PedOncoDoc]

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who
send text messages and emails have long forgotten the "art" of
capitalization.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the
statement below.

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a
horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. "

Now: Is everybody clear on that?

This gave me a good chuckle. I'll be passing this along to my wife who is an author. She always liked to stress the appropriate use of commas as follows:

There's a big difference between calling out, "It's time to eat, Uncle Jack!" and "It's time to eat Uncle Jack!"