TS needs you prayers

[Buffalobob]

Froggie go a courtin and he did ride
with a sword and pistol by his side

Seems T S decided this was a good idea and here are the results

CHANDLER, Ariz. — A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend's gun in the waistband of his pants.

Chandler police say 57-year-old TS and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, were walking toward a grocery store when the shooting happened last week. The gun fired, striking TS's penis and continuing through his left thigh.

The Arizona Republic reports (http://bit.ly/oEjass ) a 911 operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt.

Chandler Police Detective Seth Tyler was unsure of the type of gun, or whether it had a safety that was off. He also says it's unclear if TS has been released from the hospital or suffered any permanent damage

In the wake of the shooting, Tyler warned residents to use holsters, not waistbands, if they're going to carry a handgun.

I swear I thought he said he used an Eagle holster.

Full link here

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44074637/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TkGjrWHcySo

[Scimitar]

"Fiancee" ??

I though J was married. ;)

S

[Dusty]

"Fiancee" ??

I though J was married. ;)

S

"J"?

[Penn]

must have been a huge bullet.

[Go Devil]

Bob, you may wanna run!:D

[mark46th]

:eek::munchin

[Sten]

Bob, you may wanna run!:D

Dude?! Never get between brothers fighting..:D

[Peregrino]

The rest of the story! :rolleyes:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/44075167#44075167

[Team Sergeant]

1. I use a Kramer holster.
2. I'm not that old......
3. And yes, single again.
4. I'd never carry a pistol in that manner.
TS

[swatsurgeon]

I will attest to all of the above..........
ss



1. I use a Kramer holster.
2. I'm not that old......
3. And yes, single again.
4. I'd never carry a pistol in that manner.
TS

[219seminole]

The ignominy of shooting your pecker with a pink pistol. Later reports state it was a Taurus .380.

[Scimitar]

"J"?

I was vaguely thinking PerSec...

I am most definately not on a nick name basis with TS. :D

S

[Red Flag 1]

The rest of the story! :rolleyes:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/44075167#44075167

"No life threatening injuries......."

That may be arguable........

RF 1

[greenberetTFS]

"J"?

"J" Who?.........:confused:

Big Teddy :munchin

[Buffalobob]

4. I'd never carry a pistol in that manner.
That's what makes the story funnier than in its original form. A good story is 95+% true with only small embellishments here or there.


Bob, you may wanna run!

I leave Sunday morning headed west to Utah for archery season.

[x SF med]

I am staying out of this fight... but if Bob and TS are gonna duke it out... I'll buy a beer or three and set up some camp chairs to watch :munchin

[ObliqueApproach]

:munchin

[Sdiver]

Okay .....

So if TS was carrying his gun in his waistband and then shot his pee-pee ....

Does that mean he's now half cocked ????

Or was his gun half cocked ????

Discuss .....

:munchin

[Team Sergeant]

Okay .....

So if TS was carrying his gun in his waistband and then shot his pee-pee ....

Does that mean he's now half cocked ????

Or was his gun half cocked ????

Discuss .....
:munchin

Sure, over coffee while I'm standing in a pool of your blood....:munchin

[Dusty]

Sure, over coffee while I'm standing in a pool of your blood....:munchin

lol I don't see any pink, there, Sdiver.

[greenberetTFS]

OK,Let me see if I can get this straight......... :eek: You don't spit in the wind,You don't pull off the mask of the Lone Ranger,You don't step on Supermans's cape and you don't mess around with TS.............:( Right?............;)

Big Teddy :munchin

[Sdiver]

lol I don't see any pink, there, Sdiver.

D'oh !!!!!!!
That's right. I keep forgetting that. :eek:
Although, from TS's post, I'm sure we'll all see pink (or at least a nice shade of chartreuse) provided by yours truly. :eek:

OK,Let me see if I can get this straight......... You don't spit in the wind,You don't pull off the mask of the Lone Ranger,You don't step on Superman's cape and you don't mess around with TS.............:( Right?............;)

Big Teddy

I thought the above was about the CSM ????

Didn't the TS teach Chuck Norris everything he knows ...... (well almost everything) ????

[Dusty]

D'oh !!!!!!!
That's right. I keep forgetting that. :eek:
Although, from TS's post, I'm sure we'll all see pink (or at least a nice shade of chartreuse) provided by yours truly. :eek:



I thought the above was about the CSM ????

Didn't the TS teach Chuck Norris everything he knows ...... (well almost everything) ????

Even dropping Chuck's name won't get you out of this one, dude.

[Sdiver]

Even dropping Chuck's name won't get you out of this one, dude.

*SIGH* .... Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. :(

I should place my order now ..... coffee extra strong with cream and sugar ....

..... and 2 tourniquets ..... ehhh .... better make that 3 tourniquets ..... :(

[Oldrotorhead]

I think this guy is on his way to AZ to compare notes.:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE&feature=player_embedded

[Tress]

Originally posted by Sdiver:

Okay ....

So if TS was carrying his gun in his waistband and then shot his pee-pee ....

Does that mean he's now half cocked ????

Or was his gun half cocked ????

Discuss .....

I can only imagine how the police officers are going to fill out their reports on this.

Do they list it as an accidental discharge, a negligent discharge or penal discharge?

In this instance an STD may be better.... MOO

[PSM]

I can only imagine how the police officers are going to fill out their reports on this.

Do they list it as an accidental discharge, a negligent discharge or penal discharge?



Premature Emasculation. ;)

Pat

[PedOncoDoc]

In this instance an STD may be better.... MOO

Can he file a grievance if he experiences a PTSTD? :D

[Masochist]

In this instance an STD may be better.... MOO

Shot Thru D___?