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BMT (RIP)
07-29-2011, 09:28
media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan.
:munchin
BMT
ObliqueApproach
07-29-2011, 09:43
85 now.....88 if I stop having 2 beers/glasses of wine 4-5 nights a week.:lifter
Interesting app:D
82
But that's due to being overweight with poor eating habits.
mojaveman
07-29-2011, 10:26
88
The only thing I need to change is the bacon cheeseburgers and schedule a yearly check-up with the doctor.
Glad I gave up the booze. :p
Goggles Pizano
07-29-2011, 10:34
82
Beer and wings are a vice. I need more PT. :D
BMT (RIP)
07-29-2011, 10:35
90!!!!
:lifter
BMT
Holyfire23
07-29-2011, 10:46
I got 90. I hate visiting the doctor.
ObliqueApproach
07-29-2011, 11:45
95 appears to be the max for males
101 for females
Pretty boring life though!:munchin
Dragbag036
07-29-2011, 11:56
90....beer and h???ers for all of us
Paragrouper
07-29-2011, 14:11
Crap!...Nevermind.
84
though there wasn't any questions about ducking 107 Rockets or incoming french mortars, and living in the 3rd most polluted city in the world.
Buffalobob
07-29-2011, 14:59
88, although I could not figure out if they meant 5 fruits and veggies a day or a week? I always add olives to my frozen pizzas so I figured that counted as both a fruit and veggie and I did not subtract any years for all the elk and deer meat I eat. I also lied about exactly how strenuous my workouts are.
Kyobanim
07-29-2011, 15:14
Doesn't work for me. Said I'm dead.
92, provided I don't die of a heart attack induced by the antics of my boys. :D
S.
The calculator told me "tomorrow".
longrange1947
07-29-2011, 15:27
86 - Drinking brought mine down too. Means I have a good 20 some years left. About the same as the time I spent in the Army. :)
Mine claimed 94 - it's wrong as I am going to make 100 - my sons aren't getting off that easy. ;)
Richard :munchin
Buffalobob is my hero. Loved your reply. Mine said 81, but I have reservations for the tricentennial. That means I'll be 104. Can't go anywhere until then.
This is Al posting from the beyond.
OOPS! False alarm I'm still kicking, just fell asleep.
Same results at Pete with the same bad habits 82.
I figure I might as well die happy! :)
Well, 92, but that’s a bit disconcerting. Most of the non cigarette smoking members in my family get within spitting distance of 100; the pipe and cigar smokers coming the closest, BTW. One great grandfathers died when I was 11 and the other when I was in the Army.
The longest lived one, a month shot of 100, slipped and fell on a patch of ice while walking to work and broke a hip. I saw him in the hospital during our Christmas visit and he was in great spirits and told me he'd be out in a week or so. The doctor was there at the time and told him that he'd be there at least 6 months. He died that night.
Pat
93, but I am not too sure my joints will last that long and it will suck if they do not.
Besides, the test asked only about smoking cigarrettes, which I have never done. It does not ask about chewing tobacco which I do. I have several keyboards that have been rendered inoperable due to me chewing tobacco and reading Richard's quips simultaneously. I figure that has to knock off about 10 to 15 years. So let's call it 80. Only 30 more years to go and maybe another 45 or so keyboards.
BigJimCalhoun
07-29-2011, 21:26
93
WII Fit says I am 67
actual 42.
The next 50 years are going to be brutal :boohoo
Stedfast
07-30-2011, 09:06
92 I'll take 32 more years.;)
Ret10Echo
07-30-2011, 09:14
87..
That means my joints will be 114 by then.
cetheridge
07-30-2011, 14:26
92...damn, I was looking forward to 100.
Let's see....92-64=28.....64-28=36. I can't recall what happened when I was 36, so that means I won't remember taking this test when I'm 92.
Overall, it's been a good ride so far!
219seminole
07-30-2011, 17:08
87 but my money won't last that long. Smoking questions always assume cigarettes. I've smoked a pipe for 40 years, and often a cigar while on the patio, and I am doing great for an old guy.
98! Not a big surprise as my great grandparents lived into their 100's and grandparents are up into their 90's :lifter
Oldrotorhead
07-30-2011, 20:23
91, I guess I'll continue to drink. They didn't ask about the cancer I have been dealing with since 1999. 27 more years of embarrassing kids. ;)
89. Lets see, that means a MPYOD (most probable year of death) of 1952 + 89 = 2041. Since this is 2011, I've got 30 years of fun and games ahead.
76! What am I a ticking time bomb? I typed in 5'11 and 157 lbs at age 22 and got 76 years. I was hoping I'd start higher. Bad genetics and eating tons of red meat and processed food outweigh my exercise habits :(
Yeah Red Fox knows the secret to long life:
98! Not a big surprise as my great grandparents lived into their 100's and grandparents are up into their 90's
You've go to pick good parents. :p
I agree with "oldrotorhead" they didn't ask about cancer, a sequence of fortunate events quickly led me to Mayo clinic and they saved my life a couple years ago.
They also didn't mention "the apocolypse":p
score 91
greenberetTFS
08-01-2011, 14:00
77 Years........ :eek: Let's see,I'm 74 now,looks like you guys are stuck with me for 3 more years............:rolleyes:
Big Teddy :munchin
82
But that's due to being overweight with poor eating habits.
An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
As they "oohed" and "aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."
Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part . . . you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly.
Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your f$(%* bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"
Dozer523
08-03-2011, 11:56
I regret to inform you, Dozer passed away about 15 years ago.
Nah, you're stuck with me til 92.
ZonieDiver
08-04-2011, 14:16
91... drinking took off 3 years!
Calculator keeps telling me "tomorrow", its tough living with such uncertainty, besides, I might get hit by a bus today.
Think I'll just stay indoors and change the light bulbs along the second floor handrails.
Now where is that old ladder?
Surgicalcric
08-04-2011, 14:41
86...
I must be doing something wrong.
Crip
BMT (RIP)
08-04-2011, 14:44
Time spent at Selection and the school house are all minus years??
:D
BMT
Time spent at Selection and the school house are all minus years??
:D
BMT
No, time spent doing PT or fishing can not be held against you.
How about range time? All that lead can't be good for you :D
84. I started smoking a pipe recently. Otherwise would have been 88. All of my great grandparents have lived over 90 on one side, I think the odds are for me.
Now if I can just avoid all of the unnatural deaths that are far more likely to kill me before 30...
-out
mark46th
08-04-2011, 16:55
91. Hope Danny and the Juniors last that long....
Yeah Red Fox knows the secret to long life:
You've go to pick good parents. :p
I have found the internet to be a useful search tool. :D