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07-07-2011, 07:31
I'm in the LE field,so I've heard a few in my 8 years...
- How many cops do you need to throw a suspect down the stairs?
None, he fell on his own...
- Why do police officers always go on patrol in pairs?
Because one of them can write and the other can read...
- A cop locks himself out of his squad car in a gas station. Fortunately he left a 1-inch gap on the window, so he starts trying to pull the inside door handle with a makeshift metal wire hook. In the meanwhile one of the gas station attendants is rolling on the floor while laughing. After a few minutes of that another one yells at him for doing it and goes " you should be ashamed of yourself, mocking a person who puts his own like of the line to make our neighborhood safer. "
The first attendant then replies " Oh well, I ain't laughing at the police officer's misfortune, but at his coworker inside the car gesturing him left and right to get the hook closer to the handle... "
- How many cops do you need to throw a suspect down the stairs?
None, he fell on his own...
- Why do police officers always go on patrol in pairs?
Because one of them can write and the other can read...
- A cop locks himself out of his squad car in a gas station. Fortunately he left a 1-inch gap on the window, so he starts trying to pull the inside door handle with a makeshift metal wire hook. In the meanwhile one of the gas station attendants is rolling on the floor while laughing. After a few minutes of that another one yells at him for doing it and goes " you should be ashamed of yourself, mocking a person who puts his own like of the line to make our neighborhood safer. "
The first attendant then replies " Oh well, I ain't laughing at the police officer's misfortune, but at his coworker inside the car gesturing him left and right to get the hook closer to the handle... "