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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/woodbridge-soldier-accused-of-sex-with-plastic-doll/2011/07/06/gIQA5kPs0H_blog.html
Woodbridge soldier arrested in adult store with sex doll
Life in the Army can be hard, and fraternization is discouraged. But where in the regulations does it say you can’t have sex with a plastic blow-up doll?
MVP
Might have been the B & E before the S & M.
greenberetTFS
07-06-2011, 15:38
Might have been the B & E before the S & M.
LMAO,what is happening in the Army with guys like this?........:rolleyes::eek::p
Big Teddy :munchin
Oldrotorhead
07-06-2011, 15:43
I guess Little Jim is a better name than Little Johnson, a little better anyway.
mojaveman
07-06-2011, 15:44
It takes all kinds...
With a little more hair he could be Little Big Man.
I've always prefered real dolls myself. :D :p
Paragrouper
07-06-2011, 16:02
Love will make you do some crazy things.
This one takes the cake! After I finished choking on my dip, I contemplated what I would have done had I been one of the arresting officers. I came to the conclusion that it might have been better to just take a few pictures and post them on facebook, or send them to http://militaryfail.net/ to post in their officer section.:rolleyes:
So is he really an officer (soon to be ex-officer?). And if the answer is yes, what was his source of commission?
blue02hd
07-06-2011, 19:53
I better clear my wall locker at work,,,,
1stindoor
07-07-2011, 07:19
I better clear my wall locker at work,,,,
Do blow up sheep count?
Utah Bob
07-07-2011, 07:34
"A Captain from Ft. Belvoir" (http://www2.insidenova.com/news/2011/jul/06/officials-burglar-caught-sex-doll-belvoir-army-cap-ar-1156551/) according to this.
One man's air mattress is another man's fiance.:rolleyes:
greenberetTFS
07-07-2011, 10:45
Looking for love in all the wrong places.............:rolleyes:
Big Teddy :munchin
Cake_14N
07-07-2011, 14:05
Little Jim, 28, serves in the Veterinary Command, the spokesman said.
Was the doll human or animal shaped?
I wonder how many dogs, horses, and other critters have PTSD after a visit from the good ole Vet...
ZonieDiver
07-07-2011, 14:22
One man's air mattress is another man's fiance.
Classic! Thanks, Utah Bob.
damn....talk about a "blow" job...:p
AngelsSix
07-07-2011, 15:50
Well, I am just trying to understand what makes a commissioned veterinarian in the Army behave this way, but at 0230 in the morning, it had to be the Special K......
AngelsSix
07-07-2011, 15:54
Do blow up sheep count?
Apparently they don't....LMAO!
From a suspicious olde medic's POV - somebody ought to inventory the vet clinic's ketamine logs at Fort Belvoir...;)
Richard :munchin
BigJimCalhoun
07-08-2011, 05:48
If it was the Obama sex doll, would that matter as he is Commander in Chief?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/8107377/Obama-sex-doll-for-sale-in-China.html
LibraryLady
07-08-2011, 12:47
My beloved Vet Corps... :eek:
sigh... :mad:
LL
BMT (RIP)
07-11-2011, 07:16
http://www.armytimes.com/news/2011/07/ap-soldier-arrested-in-adult-store-070611/
:eek:
Jack