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Kyobanim
06-28-2011, 17:48
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead
horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced
strategies are often employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And of course....

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

wet dog
06-28-2011, 18:22
So true, thanks for posting.

Requiem
06-30-2011, 23:26
14. Anyone who complains about the dead horse is prejudiced and is discriminating against horses.

Red Flag 1
07-01-2011, 08:05
What is sad is that it happens so frequently.

Thanks K !

RF 1

mark46th
07-01-2011, 13:56
" A whiteman will ride a horse 'til it drops. A Comanch' will come along, get the horse back up on its feet and ride it another 30 miles. When it drops dead, he will eat it."
Ethan Edwards in "The Searchers"

I don't know how that relates to the thread other than it is about a dead horse, but John Wayne said it...