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Dusty
06-18-2011, 08:49
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop/?test=faces


Anyone up for some poop burgers?

Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.

He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.

And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.

Why would he even think of it, you might ask.

Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.

Prof Ikeda found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an "exploder" and artificial steak comes out the other end.

According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.

It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

Prof Ikeda and his colleagues say it's the perfect solution for reducing waste and emissions from flatulent cows.

Which is understandable, because if someone told you that Whopper you just ate was actually made from yesterday's leftover feces, you'd probably be too traumatized to masticate meat ever again.

Of course, there's a hitch - besides the fact it's made from poo and soya. The cost of producing Prof Ikeda's stinky steaks at the moment is about "10 to 20 times" the price of carving it off a cow.

Leave it to the fast food chains to work out the economics. You can't argue the mass production side of the equation is already sorted...

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mojaveman
06-18-2011, 09:02
Maybe this should have been placed in the commedy section.

Gee, I wonder who the initial taste testers were, starving homeless people? :rolleyes:

No poop burgers or sh#t sandwiches for me! :p

wet dog
06-18-2011, 10:24
Hogs will. Cows, horses, chickens will not, neither will goats and lambs.

Cats will, but only for the health of blind little kittens, dogs will, but usually in the puppy stage, and only outside of direct supervision of mom.

My oldests sister's first born, my nephew ate his own shit from a diaper when he was 1, but we knew he wasn't right in the head from the onset. 20 years later, he continues to prove our first suspiscions, he has joined the Marines to be a diesel mechanic, maybe there is a chance.

I'm thinking (Bovine Fecal Matter, a.k.a. Cow Shit), with the onset of Mad Cow Diease.

The reason we are at the top of the food chain is because we are not hogs, cats, dogs, etc.

I however have eaten plenty of Shit sandwich in my time.

Tress
06-18-2011, 10:37
Soylent Green now sounds like a better option. :munchin

Box
06-18-2011, 17:00
This is not news...
...and Japanese scientists aren't as smart as they think they are.

...American politicians have been feeding us shit sandwiches for a couple of generations already.



...chicken in every pot my ass.

echoes
06-19-2011, 01:03
Hogs will. Cows, horses, chickens will not, neither will goats and lambs.

My.belief.is.that.any.cook.will.use.was.is.given.. ..and.make.it.good!;)

In.this.case.however....disgusting....and.No.Mas.t o.this.effort!

Of.course.I.could.be.wrong....:p

JMHO,

Holly

Requiem
06-19-2011, 02:06
If you eat this stuff you've got sh*t for brains AND for dinner. :D

Susan

BryanK
06-24-2011, 03:34
I knew the meat in the chow hall over here wasn't right! It sounds like something Uncle Sugar would do to us :p

DJ Urbanovsky
06-24-2011, 06:59
Just because we can do something doesn't mean that we should do something.

This is more horrible than meat glue. Makes me want to become a vegetarian.