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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'
TrapLine
06-10-2011, 12:13
LOL - too bad the rabbit did not live long enough to aquire a BATFE weapon:D.
...the SEALS went into the forest after the liitle bunny rabbit.
They found that the rabbit was living in a nice fortified dam with some friendly woodchucks. The SEALs were able to sneak into the dam by using two specially modified ATV's. After a brief gunfight they killed the rabbit, and two of the woodchucks. They also wounded a female squirrel. They wrecked one of the ATV's and found evidence that bears do in fact shit in the woods.
...they removed the dead rabbit from the forest but threw his body in a lake on the way home.
...the SEALS went into the forest after the liitle bunny rabbit.
They found that the rabbit was living in a nice fortified dam with some friendly woodchucks. The SEALs were able to sneak into the dam by using two specially modified ATV's. After a brief gunfight they killed the rabbit, and two of the woodchucks. They also wounded a female squirrel. They wrecked one of the ATV's and found evidence that bears do in fact shit in the woods.
...they removed the dead rabbit from the forest but threw his body in a lake on the way home.
Well when you put it that way, it all sounds rather silly.
greenberetTFS
06-10-2011, 13:27
...the SEALS went into the forest after the liitle bunny rabbit.
They found that the rabbit was living in a nice fortified dam with some friendly woodchucks. The SEALs were able to sneak into the dam by using two specially modified ATV's. After a brief gunfight they killed the rabbit, and two of the woodchucks. They also wounded a female squirrel. They wrecked one of the ATV's and found evidence that bears do in fact shit in the woods.
...they removed the dead rabbit from the forest but threw his body in a lake on the way home.
Your in good form today Billy,just read your other post,your on a roll,don't quit now.........:D:D:D
Big Teddy :munchin
Peteyboy
06-10-2011, 13:49
Originally Posted by Billy L-bach
...the SEALS went into the forest after the liitle bunny rabbit.
They found that the rabbit was living in a nice fortified dam with some friendly woodchucks. The SEALs were able to sneak into the dam by using two specially modified ATV's. After a brief gunfight they killed the rabbit, and two of the woodchucks. They also wounded a female squirrel. They wrecked one of the ATV's and found evidence that bears do in fact shit in the woods.
...they removed the dead rabbit from the forest but threw his body in a lake on the way home.
Knew someone would say something lol!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA all issued conflicting statements on how the bunny rabbit was killed...
Peregrino
06-10-2011, 20:20
And for once - the SEAL publicists AREN'T talking!