Dear xxxxx

[Gypsy]

:D

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5.

Sincerely,
Unicorns



Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood
pumping through them, they can never get an erection.

Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,
Logic



Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,
The Titanic



Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic.. I mean, a ginger kid with two
friends?

Sincerely,
Anonymous



Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,
Canada



Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
saying...

Sincerely,
Google



Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
happened?!

Sincerely,
1985



Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely,
That Little Triangle



Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.

Sincerely,
Jack
PS, you let go



Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all
dead.

Sincerely,
BP



Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,
God



Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely,
Unimpressed



Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder



Dear Nickleback,

That's enough.

Sincerely,
The World



Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely,
Black people



Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,
Sarah Palin



Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco....

Sincerely,
The United States



Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.

Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere



Dear Anne Frank,

Two can play this game....

Sincerely,
Waldo



Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely,
Superman



Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies



Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Alcohol



Dear Mr. Gump

WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that
tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....

Sincerely,
Jenny



Dear Katy Perry,

I liked the kiss too.

Sincerely,
Justin Beiber



Dear Haiti,

Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?

Sincerely,
Seriously Going To Hell



Dear Martin Luther King Jr.

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream....
What now?

Sincerely,
Leonardo Di Caprio



Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because
some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?

Sincerely,
The Mayans



Dear Snooki,

GET BACK TO WORK!

Sincerely,
Willy Wonka



Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,
Native Americans



Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You
piece of shut.

Sincerely,
Every iPhone User



Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,

Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you
go?

Sincerely,
Terrified



Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore



Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,
Elephant



Dear Dr. Phil,

Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I
was here first.

Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper

[Sdiver]

ROTFLMMFAO

Especially this one ....

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder



:D :D :D :D

[Peteyboy]

Some were clever some I heard before and others were just kind of lame BUT my favorite was the skin colored bandaids:D

[Red Flag 1]

Dear Dr. Phil,

Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I
was here first.

Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper

Or Dr. Oz?

RF 1

[Gypsy]

Or Dr. Oz?

RF 1

Except Dr. Pepper was here before Dr. Oz. :D

I think the Stevie Wonder one was in the top three.

[benerval]

Now thats funny;


Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all
dead.

Sincerely,
BP

[Masochist]

benerval,

NORMAL550GIRL gave you a heads up HERE (http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=393338&postcount=11) and you've somehow flown under the radar. Might want to fill out your profile (http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/profile.php?do=editprofile) and post an intro in the appropriate thread (http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22472) before you're given a title that isn't to your liking.