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Spitfire34
05-12-2011, 01:20
http://judgementday2011.com/may-21-judgement-day/

That’s right, all signs point to a May 21 Judgment Day, with the End of the World following just months later on October 21, 2011. Many of the signs of the Apocalypse have already reared their ugly head, warning that the End of Days are coming very soon. Have you noticed the signs that God has given us to prove the Second Coming of Jesus is around the corner?

The bible gives us the seven signs of the Apocalypse, many of which can be noticed in everyday life as we approach May 21, 2011. God gives us the signs of the Apocalypse to let us know that the Rapture, and End of the World are nearing. Here are the seven signs of the Apocalypse with specific examples of each in today’s world.

Signs of the End

False Prophets
Joel Osteen, Danny Davis, and Mike Murdock are three, of many false prophets that we have seen rise to fame and fortune over the last several years. These false prophets bring teachings that do not correspond with the word of the Bible, and have had a negative effect on Religious culture. They have used the television of their primary avenue to exploit the word of Christ for their own benefit.

The Rapture on May 21 will most likely come and go without saving these three, along with the rest of the False Prophets on this Earth. They will be left behind during Judgement Day, and spend the End of Days begging for forgiveness from Jesus for their sins in hope of being saved by the lord before the End of The World. Don’t worry, we doubt they will join us in Heaven.

Wars and Rumors of Wars
The recent killing of Osama Bin Laden has sparked debate over the role that Pakistan took in hiding the terrorist from those trying to bring him to justice. Will the United States go to war with Pakistan after interrogating Bin Laden’s wives? Or will the United States turn their war talks on Iran, to finally eliminate them as a Nuclear threat to the world? The End of the World is coming in 2011, but it won’t be because of a Nuclear War.

Famines
The Mississippi River is flooding. Famine will run rampant in the United States between May 21 and the End of the World on October 21, 2011. Once starvation sets in, everyone affected will recognize the End of The World 2011, and the teachings of Harold Camping will become more widely accepted. The situation caused by the flooding of the Mississippi River will devastate not just the mid-west, but the entire world will feel the effects of the lost crops.

North Korea has faced famine due to a grain deficit this year, and the refugees in Burma were facing starvation just about a year ago. While there have always been hungry people in the world, this is the first time in recent memory that the United States has been threatened by famine. God is trying to give very clear signs that May 21 will be Doomsday for many people.

Earthquakes
As Los Angeles braces for ‘The Big One,’ which many believe will come on May 21, 2011 – the Earthquakes in Japan are still on everyone’s mind. The massive earthquake that struck Japan may be just a preview of what Los Angeles is expecting, but also serves as a more evidence that the End of The World is coming soon. God will destroy the World after Judgement Day on October 21, 2011.

Persecutions and Tortures to the Elect
This sign of the Apocalypse specifically refers to the ‘Elect’ who are also known as the true believers in Christ the Lord. The recent persecutions in child molestation cases of Priests, and other high-ranking church officials may in fact be another sign of the May 21 apocalypse. While those persecuted may in fact be guilty of their crimes, the Bible does not specify if they will be tried justly or not. Watch for persecutions of the faithful over the next 10 days as we near the May 21st Judgement Day.

Lawlessness
Once again, we can point to the recent killing of Osama Bin Laden. The United States did not follow the rules of war when they gave the order to execute the wanted terrorist, rather than attempt to capture and try him as a war criminal. While there may be many Justifications for this particular event, lawlessness, and a lack of consideration for others has clearly grown in the previous years. Notice how people no longer use their blinker when driving, or park between the lines properly in parking lots. These may seem unrelated to the End of the World, but in fact are perfect examples to prove that May 21 will be Judgement Day.

More Signs of May 21 Doomsday
The Bible and Book of Revelations mention many signs that God will provide to let us know that the Second Coming of Jesus will happen soon. May 21 is just 10 days away, and I ask you to keep your eyes open, and report any signs of Judgement Day that you notice. The End of The World will be glorious for some, and devastating for others, and unavoidable for all.

I think I put this in the right place...:munchin

fng13
05-12-2011, 05:56
I bet the billboard people made them pay all of their rent up front. :p

John_Chrichton
05-12-2011, 06:57
This is unacceptable. This is three days before my ship date. Who do I speak to, to move the date of the Apocalypse to at least past the end of my first enlistment?

Sten
05-12-2011, 07:04
to all those who believe this, I have a small piece of advise, keep paying your rent and bills.

If you do not want to follow this advise, I have a question for you, can I have your stuff?

Richard
05-12-2011, 07:14
From the site owner's "About" page:

Oh, and if you believe me about all this…joke is on you. I don’t actually believe any of this, but sure have had some fun pulling your chain.

http://judgementday2011.com/about/

And so it goes...

Richard :munchin

33army
05-20-2011, 07:16
I'm kind of hoping my neighbor freaks out. He just got a new Harley Night Rod Special that would look really nice in my driveway.:D

33army
05-20-2011, 07:44
I'll be doing PT. Sorry.

TrapLine
05-20-2011, 07:48
I told my wife when she wakes up Saturday morning and I am gone, I just might not be fishing;).

Richard
05-20-2011, 07:56
If you're like I am, and are uncomfortable with wasting time on fantasy and imagined threats...

My dog thinks I'm gawd and is unconcerned because I've given her no reason to be so.

Richard :munchin

JJ_BPK
05-20-2011, 08:56
A select few of us are getting together Saturday afternoon for a Yard Sale of Biblical Proportions..

If you don't have anything pressing,, Bring your pick-up,, and a case of beer..

https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699

:D

Richard
05-20-2011, 09:16
I select few of us are getting together Saturday afternoon for a Yard Sale of Biblical Proportions...

Bahnar, Bru, Hmong, Jarai, Koho, Mnong, or Rhade? :rolleyes:

Richard :munchin

JJ_BPK
05-20-2011, 09:28
Bahnar, Bru, Hmong, Jarai, Koho, Mnong, or Rhade? :rolleyes:

Richard :munchin

Richard,
As a linguist of disrepute, I will leave the signage to your impeachable discretion..


:p

Peregrino
05-20-2011, 11:12
Richard,
As a linguist of disrepute, I will leave the signage to your impeachable discretion..


:p

Tribes, not languages. :p

JJ_BPK
05-20-2011, 11:32
Tribes, not languages. :p

tung-n-cheeky

Đại Úy

greenberetTFS
05-20-2011, 12:30
From the site owner's "About" page:

Oh, and if you believe me about all this…joke is on you. I don’t actually believe any of this, but sure have had some fun pulling your chain.

http://judgementday2011.com/about/

And so it goes...

Richard

There are a lot of people who are taking this very seriously unfortunately.........:( Leaving their homes,jobs and in some cases family...........:( This is the kind of story that puts down true Christians because people use a story like this to judge all Christians by................:(

Big Teddy :munchin

JJ_BPK
05-20-2011, 12:41
There are a lot of people who are taking this very seriously unfortunately.........:(

Leaving their homes,jobs and in some cases family...........:(

This is the kind of story that puts down true Christians because people use a story like this to judge all Christians by................:(

Big Teddy :munchin

Teddy,

I don't think ALL applies here.

Just like others that take their religion to the extreme, Christians extremist are the exception,, not the norm.

Now,, there are those that hate all religions (the other extreme), but fortunately they are also a minority..

greenberetTFS
05-20-2011, 13:10
Teddy,

I don't think ALL applies here.

Just like others that take their religion to the extreme, Christians extremist are the exception,, not the norm.

Now,, there are those that hate all religions (the other extreme), but fortunately they are also a minority..

You've got a point JJ,but I've heard more jokes about how foolish and in some cases how stupid Christians are for believing in this guy...........:( It would be funny if only it wasn't so sad.........:( I've heard interviews with people who are taking this very seriosly,several even plan to take their life because they don't believe they are saved.............:(

Big Teddy :munchin

wet dog
05-20-2011, 14:07
because they don't believe they are saved........

Then they don't truely understand what the Atonement or Salvation is, even by Christian standards.

Has God ever asked you or I, and anyone we know to die for Him?

God never asked His Son to die, it was volunteered by His Son to lay down His life for us in order for the debt to be paid.

All that is required is for us to live, and live enriched lives.

----BT----

For those on PS.com, who believe or do not beleive in God, or Spirit, but believe in something entirely different, the lesson here is Ideology. And for all on PS.com, I consider all of you family, though I don't agree will all, I do respect your opinion, and as an American will defend your opinion, agreed or not.

For a comedy zone thread, it has just turned philosophical.

What is sad, or to some funny, is the fact the world might be a little better with a few less nut jobs running about. What is not funny, and will remain sad is this will never stop, nor will the TV Evangelical, Jim Jones types, (for those young ones, look up the 70's), seduce the weak mind that salvation comes from dates, self esteemed false prophets, or hip-hop celebreties spouting opinions as to coke, speed, hookers, booze and self destruction, (which I find to be extremely hilarious),...

but that's just me.

Sdiver
05-20-2011, 14:10
Anybody know what time Judgment will happen ?????

I'd like to set my DVR so I don't miss a show or two.

:munchin

Hand
05-20-2011, 14:15
Anybody know what time Judgment will happen ?????

I'd like to set my DVR so I don't miss a show or two.

:munchin

1800. With a rolling start based on your specific time zone.

Requiem
05-20-2011, 14:23
Then they don't truely understand what the Atonement or Salvation is, even by Christian standards.

Has God ever asked you or I, and anyone we know to die for Him?

God never asked His Son to die, it was volunteered by His Son to lay down His life for us in order for the debt to be paid.

All that is required is for us to live, and live enriched lives.

----BT----

For those on PS.com, who believe or do not beleive in God, or Spirit, but believe in something entirely different, the lesson here is Ideology. And for all on PS.com, I consider all of you family, though I don't agree will all, I do respect your opinion, and as an American will defend your opinion, agreed or not.

For a comedy zone thread, it has just turned philosophical.

What is sad, or to some funny, is the fact the world might be a little better with a few less nut jobs running about. What is not funny, and will remain sad is this will never stop, nor will the TV Evangelical, Jim Jones types, (for those young ones, look up the 70's), seduce the weak mind that salvation comes from dates, self esteemed false prophets, or hip-hop celebreties spouting opinions as to coke, speed, hookers, booze and self destruction, (which I find to be extremely hilarious),...

but that's just me.

Well said Wet Dog.

Some of those who base their salvation on the words of man are bound to be mislead. Go to the source, read, and study for yourself. Some Christians are just another kind of sheeple.

That said ---

Who's up for game of Rapture on Saturday morning? We'll take our old clothes and shoes, sneak out early and place them randomly on the sidewalks. :D

Susan

Sdiver
05-20-2011, 14:23
1800. With a rolling start based on your specific time zone.

Is that 1800 hours, Eastern, Pacific, or Zulu (....which in actuality would be Omega) ????

:munchin

Requiem
05-20-2011, 16:22
OMG Susan!!! Totally forgot to get that plastic cover for the keyboard...FAIL.

:D

I thought plastic covers were standard issue equipment around here. You didn't get yours when you signed up?

Maybe it was Raptured. :p

Susan

Team Sergeant
05-20-2011, 16:23
You know between this and the CDC's zombie warning, I'm getting confused. These people need to get their sh*t together, I have a weekend to plan. Am I going to be looting, or boarding up my windows and gassing up the chainsaw?Make you your minds already, sheesh!

:D

I like the way you think.....;) As a guy that would use a gun in a Texas heartbeat I'd never overlook the chainsaw as a satisfying alternative.......;)

wet dog
05-20-2011, 17:13
Anybody know what time Judgment will happen ?????

I'd like to set my DVR so I don't miss a show or two.

:munchin

sdiver -

I thought you were wanting to set the DVR as to the accruate time, so it no longer flashes "12:00".

TS -

Pulp Fiction, (the movie), had a scene when "Butch", after self recue and before leaving the Army/Navy surplus store has a moment of clarity when he realized he could not leave a man behind, whether he liked him or not. He first picks up a hammer, then a chain saw, and finally selects a Samuria Tanto Sword.

Fitting.

PSM
05-20-2011, 17:30
Anybody know what time Judgment will happen ?????

I'd like to set my DVR so I don't miss a show or two.

:munchin

Heck, I set the DVR so I don't miss the main event. I've done it with eclipses and even tried it with earthquakes. They don't seem to be able to get the timing right on the 'quakes, though. :(

Pat

Buffalobob
05-20-2011, 17:55
I'm happy to go in the second wave of October 21 because elk season will be over by then.

alelks
05-20-2011, 18:18
Well said Wet Dog.



That said ---

Who's up for game of Rapture on Saturday morning? We'll take our old clothes and shoes, sneak out early and place them randomly on the sidewalks. :D

Susan

Oh HELL yea. Let's all sneak up to all the members of the Westboro Baptist church homes and leave the clothing for them all to see.

That my friends would be EPIC!

Red Flag 1
05-20-2011, 18:50
So does all this mean that the Mayan Calendar is wrong? What about all those History Channel, et.al. programs giving us until next year. Does all this mean Nostradamus was full of crap:rolleyes:.? How can this be? Oh hell....I'll set my Tivo too.

Catch ya all on 'tother side.

RF 1

Sdiver
05-20-2011, 22:34
sdiver -

I thought you were wanting to set the DVR as to the accruate time, so it no longer flashes "12:00".

Ohhhh ..... I figured that out a loooooong time ago.

A piece of black electrical tape over that flashing clock does the trick.

Out of sight, out of mind ....... ;)

Requiem
05-21-2011, 00:36
Oh HELL yea. Let's all sneak up to all the members of the Westboro Baptist church homes and leave the clothing for them all to see.

That my friends would be EPIC!

LOLOLOL!

I'll meet you there. :D

nmap
05-21-2011, 05:32
Still here.

I guess that says something about my moral character.... :D

JJ_BPK
05-21-2011, 05:40
The good news,,

No Snow in today's forecast..

JJ_BPK
05-21-2011, 05:42
Do the rest of us a favor??

Post a picture before,, So we don't end up with a lot of fudgety pictures on milk cartons??

Masochist
05-21-2011, 16:15
The rapture has so far failed to materialize as predicted by an Oakland-based evangelical broadcaster, who warned that each time zone would experience cataclysmic events Saturday at 6 p.m.

In London, the dreaded hour came and went without incident, the British media gamely reported.

...

In California, a group of about 250 gathered at an American Atheists conference that is doubling as a "Rapture that Wasn't" party later Saturday night. The gathering is being held not far from the Oakland studio of Harold Camping, the doomsday predictor. Speakers were encouraging "critical thought in the face of outlandish religious predictions," tweeted Amy Davis Roth of Hollywood.

"The [actual] party happens tonight. You haven't partied until you party with the godless!" Roth tweeted to The Times. At one point, a man dressed as Jesus spoke to the crowd.

The video associated with the story is the most entertaining thing about this non-event.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/05/harold-camping-rapture-fails-to-arrive-in-europe-atheist-party-to-begin-in-oakland.html

Richard
05-21-2011, 16:30
And I'm disappointed once again - my Southern Baptist neighbor's black Bentley Continental GT Coupe has one of those warning stickers which proclaim "WARNING: In case of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned!" and I've been keeping an eye on him, hoping to find it abandoned today in the street so I could claim it.

Oh, well, maybe next time. ;)

Richard :munchin

ZonieDiver
05-21-2011, 19:11
6:09 p.m. AZ/West Coast time. I'm still here. Maybe NO one ascended! Wow, that oughta piss 'im off!

Team Sergeant
05-21-2011, 19:47
Or you could build something like this so you wouldn't have to choose ;):cool:

That looks like a 505th PIR Crest?

219seminole
05-21-2011, 21:39
Your neighbor has a Bentley? Damn, Richard, you're living pretty high on the hog for a retired army guy.

PedOncoDoc
05-22-2011, 04:11
Your neighbor has a Bentley? Damn, Richard, you're living pretty high on the hog for a retired army guy.

I've seen enough high-end cars in the housing projects to not make this assumption. (I'm not implying Richard lives in the projects, either.) ;)

Gypsy
05-22-2011, 11:26
Yep, still here. :D

Sdiver
05-22-2011, 12:08
Yep, still here. :D

Well, I was raptured yesterday ...... Heaven isn't all that bad really ..... Very clean, well kept and lots of things to do .... I think I'll like it here .....

BTW Gypsy ..... I think you'll like it here too ..... see ya next week. ;)

:D :D

Requiem
05-22-2011, 13:07
How did you spend Judgment Day?

This is as close to The End as I got. :D Took a late afternoon hike in the wilderness.

-S

incarcerated
05-22-2011, 13:28
Took a late afternoon hike in the wilderness.


$#@*&!!
That is so beautiful. Where I live, it looks like this::boohoo

greenberetTFS
05-22-2011, 15:57
That looks like a 505th PIR Crest?

It is..........;)

Big Teddy :munchin

Requiem
05-22-2011, 19:39
$#@*&!!
That is so beautiful. Where I live, it looks like this::boohoo

Gah. I hope you're kidding about that, Incarcerated. If not, you need to be first in line for the Rapture -- you need a new neighborhood!

My nature hike was a 3-minute drive from my house. I'm spoiled. :D

incarcerated
05-22-2011, 19:57
My nature hike was a 3-minute drive from my house.

*gasp!*

Longstreet
05-22-2011, 22:05
Well, I was raptured yesterday ...... Heaven isn't all that bad really ..... Very clean, well kept and lots of things to do

I hear there is a shortage of chairs in heaven.

jaYson