Lewinsky ~ Kaczynski - The Limericks.

[Richard]

There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

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Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.

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Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.

[Tress]

I just got this keyboard cleaned and functioning properly again and then I read this. I wonder if Office Depot is still open......:p

[Tatonka316]

Roger That, Tress!!! :D:D:D

molon labe:lifter

[greenberetTFS]

There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

=

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.

=

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.

Richard,Richard,just when I try to get myself out,you had to pull me back in again........:rolleyes::eek::p

Big Teddy :munchin

[Gypsy]

Those are excellent! :D