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Dusty
03-14-2011, 06:20
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/03/14/al-qaedas-new-magazine-women-mixes-beauty-bomb-tips/?test=latestnews

Would-be female Islamist extremists Sunday were awaiting copies of Al Qaeda's newly-launched women's magazine, which mixes tips on skin care with articles on marrying suicide bombers and waging electronic jihad.

Al Shamikha magazine -- its title means "The Majestic Woman" -- features beauty and fashion tips alongside articles on "marrying a mujahedeen" and carrying out suicide attacks.

The first issue of the glossy 30-page publication, which must be ordered online, was released in recent days by the Al Qaeda-affiliated Al Fajr Media Center.

Its cover features the barrel of a sub-machine gun next to the image of a woman in a veil. Inside, there are exclusive interviews with martyrs' wives who praise their husbands' decisions to die in suicide bombings. Many other articles have female authors.

The aim of the magazine, according to editor Saleh Youssef, is to educate women and involve them in the war against the enemies of Islam.

"Because women constitute half of the population -- and [one might even say] that they are the population, since they give birth to the next generation -- the enemies [of Islam] are bent on preventing [the Muslim] woman from knowing the truth about her religion and her role, since they know all too well what would happen if women entered the field [of jihad]," he wrote.

James Brandon, a spokesman for the UK anti-extremism think tank Quilliam, described the magazine -- the second issue of which promises tips on exfoliation and electronic jihad -- as a "jihadist's version of Cosmopolitan magazine," telling British newspaper The Sunday Times that Al Qaeda leaders "see how effective magazines are at pushing the ideals of Western culture and want to try the same thing."

Wiseman
03-14-2011, 07:54
This cannot be real...

Pete
03-14-2011, 07:56
Seems the only place Islam believes in equality is suicid bombers.

TrapLine
03-14-2011, 10:00
Seems the only place Islam believes in equality is suicid bombers.

I am currently in the office working on our EEO annual compliance report... might there be someone in a cave somewhere doing the same?:D

PedOncoDoc
03-14-2011, 10:08
Seems the only place Islam believes in equality is suicid bombers.

Only if the women also get their 72 virgins...

akv
03-14-2011, 10:16
If real, this shows their desperation, though begs the question at least in Afghanistan, if the Taliban has tried to force female illiteracy, who exactly is going to read the AQ magazine? Reading and thinking are not good for fundamentalism, people start to ask all sorts of pesky questions about freedoms, rights, and self determination...

1stindoor
03-14-2011, 10:48
Upcoming articles will depict how to maintain a good sight picture through those pesky burkas.

Requiem
03-14-2011, 12:22
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/03/14/al-qaedas-new-magazine-women-mixes-beauty-bomb-tips/?test=latestnews

Al Qaeda leaders "see how effective magazines are at pushing the ideals of Western culture and want to try the same thing."

Oh, the irony. The infidel-hating AQ using western methods of promoting their ass-backward ideals.

On the other hand... Somewhere there's a good little AQ housewife writing Dear Abby. "Dear Abby, I am married to a man who oppresses me, who beats me, who smells like a beast. I am encouraging him to become a suicide bomber. How can I hurry him to make the commitment?"

Susan

1stindoor
03-14-2011, 13:43
"Dear Abby, I am married to a man who oppresses me, who beats me, who smells like a beast. I am encouraging him to become a suicide bomber. How can I hurry him to make the commitment?"

Susan

hahahaha:D:D
I wish I had thought of that one.

greenberetTFS
03-14-2011, 13:52
Oh, the irony. The infidel-hating AQ using western methods of promoting their ass-backward ideals.

On the other hand... Somewhere there's a good little AQ housewife writing Dear Abby. "Dear Abby, I am married to a man who oppresses me, who beats me, who smells like a beast. I am encouraging him to become a suicide bomber. How can I hurry him to make the commitment?"

Susan

Wonderful Susan,"you funny Peterson"!..........:D;):D

Big Teddy :munchin.

Sigaba
03-14-2011, 14:01
If they make a television show out of this concept with Sarah Shahi and Shohreh Aghdashloo, I'll watch.

Even if it is on Lifetime: Television for Women.

1stindoor
03-14-2011, 14:40
Don't forget to order early and reserve your copy of their ever popular swimsuit edition.

EX-Gold Falcon
03-14-2011, 15:46
Don't forget to order early and reserve your copy of their ever popular swimsuit edition.
But does it have a Jihad Babe of the month Centerfold?

T.

Gypsy
03-14-2011, 17:47
Only if the women also get their 72 virgins...

I don't think that would be possible. :D


This is hysterical!

greenberetTFS
03-15-2011, 02:04
Don't forget to order early and reserve your copy of their ever popular swimsuit edition.

Where are the other 8 remaining beauties.............:D;):D

Big Teddy :munchin

1stindoor
03-15-2011, 06:37
But does it have a Jihad Babe of the month Centerfold?

T.

Does it EVER!

echoes
03-17-2011, 15:01
Upcoming articles will depict how to maintain a good sight picture through those pesky burkas.

Stopped reading after this post. :o Very well said, IMNSHO!!!:lifter

Wonder what Mrs. Ruth N. thinks about all this?

(Since you frequent this board ma'am, am curious...)

Those pesky burkas...my, my, my, they must yeild some value...for your man, right???

Holly:munchin

kgoerz
03-17-2011, 16:47
Only if the women also get their 72 virgins...

That would suck to share that experience with 71 other Dudes. Talk about crossing swords.

echoes
03-17-2011, 18:25
That would suck to share that experience with 71 other Dudes. Talk about crossing swords.

Um, Kgo Sir...think he was talking about the "other" kind of virgins? Maybe? :p

Requiem
03-18-2011, 01:22
Only if the women also get their 72 virgins...

I dunno... that sounds like hell to me. I'd rather have 72 men who know what they're doing. :D :p

Susan

PedOncoDoc
03-18-2011, 07:53
That would suck to share that experience with 71 other Dudes. Talk about crossing swords.

I think the 72 virgins thing is over-rated on either side of the fence.

For the women - see Requiem's post.

For the men - they have to put up with 72 women day in and day out. :D