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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/portland/911-calls
After breaking into an Oregon residence last night, Timothy Chapek, 24, barricaded himself in a bathroom after the owner unexpectedly arrived home. Chapek, you see, was worried that Hilary Mackenzie might be armed (or that her barking German Shepherds could prove problematic).
So he called 911 seeking help. “I just broke into a house and the owner came home,” Chapek told a police operator. “You broke into a house?” the surprised operator responded. “I think she’s got guns,” Chapek added.
Simultaneously, Mackenzie called police to report that there was an intruder in her Portland home (she told an operator that Chapek had reported he was taking a shower). The pair’s dueling 911 calls can be listened to here:
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SouthernDZ
03-09-2011, 04:38
Subsequently Chapek developed PTSD and probably sued the homeowner for being the cause.:rolleyes:
Subsequently Chapek developed PTSD and probably sued the homeowner for being the cause.:rolleyes:
Entirely plausible.
Bill Harsey
03-09-2011, 05:24
They were just filming an episode of "Portlandia".
That city has gotten embarrassing. It was more fun when it was filled with loggers, sailors and waterfront bars.
Now it's full of Starbucks and Prius's.
greenberetTFS
03-09-2011, 09:35
They were just filming an episode of "Portlandia".
That city has gotten embarrassing. It was more fun when it was filled with loggers, sailors and waterfront bars.
Now it's full of Starbucks and Prius's.
The times they are a-changin!.............;)
Big Teddy :munchin
The Creepy One
03-09-2011, 09:45
After breaking into an Oregon residence last night, Timothy Chapek, 24, barricaded himself in a bathroom after the owner unexpectedly arrived home. Chapek, you see, was worried that Hilary Mackenzie might be armed (or that her barking German Shepherds could prove problematic).
So he called 911 seeking help. “I just broke into a house and the owner came home,” Chapek told a police operator. “You broke into a house?” the surprised operator responded. “I think she’s got guns,” Chapek added.
It's a shame you weren't shot, you Jackwagon :mad:
Entirely plausible.
It's a shame that you didn't need pink font there.
Maybe he used to be named Osama from Iowa...
According to a Portland Police Bureau report, Chapek told cops he was “taking a shower, nothing more.” Mackenzie reported that none of her belongings were out of place and that Chapek had “earlier made some utterance…that ‘Mexicans’ had kidnapped him and put him in the bathroom.”
Bill Harsey
03-10-2011, 23:22
The times they are a-changin!.............;)
Big Teddy :munchin
Yes they are. They changed a long time ago...
At one time the waterfront was filled with those said loggers and sailors as well as shipyard workers, blacksmiths, welders, cowboys and anyone else who had done some work and needed a drink.
Some of those Portland bars were a lot of fun with the trapdoors and tunnels for the act of shanghaiing some poor guy who was broke and let a stranger buy him a drink. I lost a great great uncle to that stuff.
There was a logging bar downstairs of a hotel that took up a whole city block with a couple dozen bartenders on duty for quitting time.
Since it was downstairs it was called an "otter slide" for the speed at which the guys went down the stairs to get a drink.
My guess is our boy did not come from that culture.
At one time the waterfront was filled with those said loggers and sailors as well as shipyard workers, blacksmiths, welders, cowboys and anyone else who had done some work and needed a drink. Some of those Portland bars were a lot of fun with the trapdoors and tunnels for the act of shanghaiing some poor guy who was broke and let a stranger buy him a drink. I lost a great great uncle to that stuff. There was a logging bar downstairs of a hotel that took up a whole city block with a couple dozen bartenders on duty for quitting time. Since it was downstairs it was called an "otter slide" for the speed at which the guys went down the stairs to get a drink.
My guess is our boy did not come from that culture.
Uh no. It sounds like Boyfriend Timothy would not even be a worthy chew toy for you loggers, and would be quickly pushed through the trap door, never to be seen again.
Oh, I am wistful for the good ole days....when Timothys did not make the evening news or get their day in court.........
Texas_Shooter
03-11-2011, 00:48
That lady is a trip.