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Richard
03-01-2011, 14:32
And here's what a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree with a major in Art History will do for you...

Richard :munchin

His dizzy aunt.....Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes.....Gotta Gogha

The brother who worked at a convenience store.....Stop N. Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....U Gogh

His magician uncle.....Where Diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin.....----- A. Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother.....Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach.....Wells Far Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt.....Tang Gogh

The other dancing aunt...Fan Dang Gogh

The bird lover uncle.....Flo Ming Gogh

The fruit-loving cousin.....Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking.....Way-to-Gogh

The bouncy little nephew.....Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco.....Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV.....Winnie Bay Gogh

Penn
03-01-2011, 15:14
and his what about his reprehensible overtly sexually indiscrete cousin in the children’s toy industry -le gouh

Richard
03-01-2011, 15:17
and his what about his reprehensible overtly sexually indiscrete cousin in the children’s toy industry -le gouh

They never mention him very much. ;)

Richard :munchin

Wilesthing
03-01-2011, 15:43
Let's not forget his late Spanish cousin, En Fue Gogh.

Died of spontaneous combustion, God rest his soul.

akv
03-01-2011, 16:13
What about his Italian cousin....?

Richard
03-01-2011, 16:20
Let's not forget his late Spanish cousin, En Fue Gogh.

Died of spontaneous combustion, God rest his soul.

It's still a hot topic among the family and really burns them up when it's brought up.

Richard :munchin

Snaquebite
03-01-2011, 16:26
Don't forget his famous formula race car driving great nephew --- Indy Gogh

Richard
03-01-2011, 16:26
What about his Italian cousin....?

Uncle Day Gogh? :rolleyes:

Richard :munchin

Richard
03-01-2011, 16:34
Don't forget his famous formula race car driving great nephew --- Indy Gogh

He was shunned by the family for being such a race-ist!

Richard :munchin

Snaquebite
03-01-2011, 16:42
A sister who loved disco.....Go Gogh



but changed it to Geaux Gogh after moving to Louisiana.

Requiem
03-01-2011, 17:09
Then there's his chronically out-of-work cousin -- Let Gogh.

S.

Snaquebite
03-01-2011, 17:41
I think he has some relatives that vist here from time to time...All



wait................








NO GOGHS

Penn
03-01-2011, 17:51
Snake, I'm a bit uncertain about any race car drivers considering the depth of Absinthe abuse, but I'm absolutely positive that these girls are related to him:the Absinet abusing painting Indigogh Girls

ArmyStrong
03-01-2011, 20:12
Don't forget his british secret agent cousin .... Gogh, Dog Gogh.

PSM
03-01-2011, 20:19
I can't believe that, on this site, you guys didn't remember the famous Infantry soldier, Leg Gogh.

Unfortunately his twin sister, Lay Gogh, became a hooker in Las Vegas.

Pat

219seminole
03-01-2011, 22:00
How about the cocky, bragging, tattooed airsofter who posts on military boards but never saw one day of AD: No Gogh.

plato
03-01-2011, 22:28
His uncle the priest,


Bing Gogh

Penn
03-01-2011, 23:36
We should be kinder, knowing that their perverse insistence of cross pollination of their DNA within the clan, explains why to few have been good to gogh; as most of the progeny sired were slow gogh's.

Dozer523
03-02-2011, 07:15
The fuel efficient car designing third cousin twice removed?
S. Car Gogh

Pete
03-02-2011, 07:45
Don't forget the family drunk

Stin Gogh

Sdiver
03-02-2011, 09:34
The fuel efficient car designing third cousin twice removed?
S. Car Gogh

He's such a Slug.

;)

Sdiver
03-02-2011, 09:36
The shipping tycoon of the family .... Car Gogh

:munchin

PSM
03-02-2011, 10:21
He's such a Slug.

;)

No, Slug Gogh is his brother.

Pat

Snaquebite
03-02-2011, 10:59
And his slimey nephew S. Car Gough

Requiem
03-02-2011, 17:33
Winnie Bay Gogh has a husband with a bad back: Lum Bay Gogh.

-S.

PSM
03-02-2011, 17:48
Let's not forget the chicken farmer, Egg Gogh.

Pat

Richard
03-02-2011, 17:55
Or the uncle at the DHS...M. Bar Gogh.

Richard :munchin

John_Chrichton
03-02-2011, 18:05
What about his linguist cousin?

Lin Gogh?

PSM
03-02-2011, 18:13
Oops, we almost forgot that quirky Yodda impersonator at the Visitor’s Center in North Dakota, Far Gogh.

Pat

tonyz
03-02-2011, 18:13
...not to forget the extremely nationalistic sister who also flirts with an alcohol problem...Gin Gogh.

The Creepy One
03-02-2011, 18:22
And the arrogant cousin they never have over.

E. Gogh

Requiem
03-02-2011, 18:23
Then there's his third-cousin once removed, a big cheese who lives Down Under: Aussie-a-Gogh.

S.

tonyz
03-02-2011, 18:28
and that major league wannabe who never did practice enough catching those fly balls: Fun Gogh.

Sdiver
03-02-2011, 18:56
Where this "Family" is from .... Chicagogh

:lifter

tonyz
03-02-2011, 18:57
Who could forget that beautiful, but prudish young woman, born in September: Vir Gogh, or

The infamous Spanish nobleman of mystery and intrigue: Hildal Gogh, or

The Chilean bon vivant: Santia Gogh, or

That lovely island girl who could give Ginger a run for her money: Archipela Gogh, or finally,

The recidivist South American grifter: Con Gogh

akv
03-02-2011, 19:55
All these family members are great, but let's not forget what they called the sum of the man Vincent himself after a bit too much absinthe....

Ear-Gogh

PSM
03-02-2011, 19:57
The original compiler of the list left out the most obvious member of the tribe, it’s patriarch, and CEO of an Indian casino near Tucson, Papa Gogh.

Pat

Masochist
03-02-2011, 20:12
Where this "Family" is from .... Chicagogh

:lifter

Not according to his west coast relative, Sandy A. Gogh.

PSM
03-02-2011, 20:17
Who can forget the bachelor nephew who made the news when he died during an orgy at the Playboy Mansion, Whata Wayta Gogh?

Pat

tonyz
03-02-2011, 20:36
Fox News Alert...three more relatives were found hiding out behind the Wisconsin state house during the latest festivities...the newest and most orange member of the Dancing with the Stars cast, her skin is like leather: Tan Gogh,

and the Aussie member of the Canidae family branch, Crikey ! Din Gogh,

and that long lost, and arguably most heroic member of the Wallace clan...who joins us now for analysis: Glas Gogh.

Dusty
03-02-2011, 20:46
Punsters. Lend me your ear. It rhymes with "Glock".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2010/01/how_to_say_van_gogh.shtml

Penn
03-02-2011, 21:02
In my neighborhood gogh, or glock depended on the block, this man had a lock on glock, as gogh was no Caravaggio.

PSM
03-02-2011, 21:24
Punsters. Lend me your ear. It rhymes with "Glock".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2010/01/how_to_say_van_gogh.shtml

What do they know, spoil sport? Gogh away. :D ;)

Pat

Dusty
03-03-2011, 04:15
What do they know, spoil sport? Gogh away. :D ;)

Pat

"What do they know?" They invented the language, Spock.

Richard
03-03-2011, 05:14
Actually, when in the Netherlands or Holland (both commonly accepted Anglicized geographical terms for die Niederlande), it sounds more like Fawn Hoke with a harsh kind of gk sound on the end than a glawk sound.

But it's infinitely more fun with the Anglicized 'oh' ending.

Wenn in Rom und alles was - aber so geht es...

Richard :munchin

tonyz
03-03-2011, 06:38
Punsters. Lend me your ear. It rhymes with "Glock".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2010/01/how_to_say_van_gogh.shtml

From the BBC...tomato, tomato...back to the fun.

Recently found under Charlie Sheen’s couch - two long lost midget porn stars - the island twins - drum roll please…Trini and Toba Gogh.

And, after smoking many a dubie, the world’s most famous beatnik girl finally found her soul mate within the family: Bon Gogh.

Peace man.

Pete
03-03-2011, 06:52
From the BBC...tomato, tomato...back to the fun.

Recently found under Charlie Sheen’s couch - two long lost midget porn stars - the island twins - drum roll please…Trini and Toba Gogh.

And, after smoking many a dubie, the world’s most famous beatnik girl finally found her soul mate within the family: Bon Gogh.

Peace man.

I thought Bon Gogh was a beatnick.

tonyz
03-03-2011, 06:57
I though Bon Gogh was a beatnick.

Yes he is, she found her soul mate...some say a match made in heaven.

She used to date another member of the family an Irishman, but it did not work out with...Sli Gogh.

Sdiver
03-03-2011, 08:23
Then there is the crotchity, old Uncle who is a chronic pain the back to everyone ... Lum Bag Gogh.

x SF med
03-03-2011, 09:20
Don't forget his famous formula race car driving great nephew --- Indy Gogh

He was always a little blue....

x SF med
03-03-2011, 09:27
Never forget the empathetic member of the family... Sim Patty Gogh

PSM
03-03-2011, 11:03
Where this "Family" is from .... Chicagogh

:lifterWhich explains how one of the sleaziest leaves on the family tree became Governor of the state: Blah Gogh.

Pat

tonyz
03-03-2011, 11:58
Two additional members of this prolific family have been discovered:

Fandan Gogh, a temperamental, quick stepping, expert castanet playing Andalusian dancer from the province of Seville, was concerned that her life had absolutely no meaning until she met her 5th cousin, a logician, Er Gogh…the meaning of her life became abundantly clear.

PSM
03-03-2011, 22:04
Seems like our "get up and Gogh" got up and went. :D

Pat

Sdiver
03-03-2011, 22:55
The whining, couch potato(e) of a step son: I don't Wanna Gogh

Requiem
03-03-2011, 23:47
Then there's that impetuous Asian beauty with a skin rash: Impa Thai Gogh.

S.

Richard
03-04-2011, 14:25
And the pilot uncle who was immortalized in the Saturday morning cartoons - Clutch Car Gogh...with his pals Spinner and Paddlefoot.

Dozer523
03-04-2011, 14:50
The whining, couch potato(e) of a step son: I don't Wanna Gogh
:confused:Don't you mean Don Juan A Gogh?
You might be thinking of his identical (but easy and overly eager) sister: I Wanda Gogh? All the boys like her.;)

Utah Bob
03-04-2011, 18:22
The fuel efficient car designing third cousin twice removed?
S. Car Gogh

I knew that guy. He lacked backbone.

tonyz
03-04-2011, 20:28
We met our latest member of this diverse family at an elegant setting on Cañon Drive in Beverly Hills. This mystery uncle loves to indulge in Austrian specialties such as Wienerschnitzel and Kaiserschmarren… Willkommener Herr Spa Gogh.

gundog
03-04-2011, 21:04
While in S. E. Asia, I personally met the grand patriarch of this entire clan. He fathered many children and was know far and wide as Pa Gogh Da.

Jim

tonyz
03-04-2011, 21:04
Let us not forget that sassy and ever popular lady who answered the 3 a.m. Antonio Cromartie booty call - once too often - Pre Gogh.