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And here's what a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree with a major in Art History will do for you...
Richard :munchin
His dizzy aunt.....Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes.....Gotta Gogha
The brother who worked at a convenience store.....Stop N. Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....U Gogh
His magician uncle.....Where Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin.....----- A. Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother.....Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach.....Wells Far Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt.....Tang Gogh
The other dancing aunt...Fan Dang Gogh
The bird lover uncle.....Flo Ming Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin.....Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking.....Way-to-Gogh
The bouncy little nephew.....Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco.....Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV.....Winnie Bay Gogh
and his what about his reprehensible overtly sexually indiscrete cousin in the children’s toy industry -le gouh
and his what about his reprehensible overtly sexually indiscrete cousin in the children’s toy industry -le gouh
They never mention him very much. ;)
Richard :munchin
Wilesthing
03-01-2011, 15:43
Let's not forget his late Spanish cousin, En Fue Gogh.
Died of spontaneous combustion, God rest his soul.
What about his Italian cousin....?
Let's not forget his late Spanish cousin, En Fue Gogh.
Died of spontaneous combustion, God rest his soul.
It's still a hot topic among the family and really burns them up when it's brought up.
Richard :munchin
Snaquebite
03-01-2011, 16:26
Don't forget his famous formula race car driving great nephew --- Indy Gogh
What about his Italian cousin....?
Uncle Day Gogh? :rolleyes:
Richard :munchin
Don't forget his famous formula race car driving great nephew --- Indy Gogh
He was shunned by the family for being such a race-ist!
Richard :munchin
Snaquebite
03-01-2011, 16:42
A sister who loved disco.....Go Gogh
but changed it to Geaux Gogh after moving to Louisiana.
Then there's his chronically out-of-work cousin -- Let Gogh.
S.
Snaquebite
03-01-2011, 17:41
I think he has some relatives that vist here from time to time...All
wait................
NO GOGHS
Snake, I'm a bit uncertain about any race car drivers considering the depth of Absinthe abuse, but I'm absolutely positive that these girls are related to him:the Absinet abusing painting Indigogh Girls
ArmyStrong
03-01-2011, 20:12
Don't forget his british secret agent cousin .... Gogh, Dog Gogh.
I can't believe that, on this site, you guys didn't remember the famous Infantry soldier, Leg Gogh.
Unfortunately his twin sister, Lay Gogh, became a hooker in Las Vegas.
Pat
219seminole
03-01-2011, 22:00
How about the cocky, bragging, tattooed airsofter who posts on military boards but never saw one day of AD: No Gogh.
His uncle the priest,
Bing Gogh
We should be kinder, knowing that their perverse insistence of cross pollination of their DNA within the clan, explains why to few have been good to gogh; as most of the progeny sired were slow gogh's.
Dozer523
03-02-2011, 07:15
The fuel efficient car designing third cousin twice removed?
S. Car Gogh
Don't forget the family drunk
Stin Gogh
The fuel efficient car designing third cousin twice removed?
S. Car Gogh
He's such a Slug.
;)
The shipping tycoon of the family .... Car Gogh
:munchin
He's such a Slug.
;)
No, Slug Gogh is his brother.
Pat
Snaquebite
03-02-2011, 10:59
And his slimey nephew S. Car Gough
Winnie Bay Gogh has a husband with a bad back: Lum Bay Gogh.
-S.
Let's not forget the chicken farmer, Egg Gogh.
Pat
Or the uncle at the DHS...M. Bar Gogh.
Richard :munchin
John_Chrichton
03-02-2011, 18:05
What about his linguist cousin?
Lin Gogh?
Oops, we almost forgot that quirky Yodda impersonator at the Visitor’s Center in North Dakota, Far Gogh.
Pat
...not to forget the extremely nationalistic sister who also flirts with an alcohol problem...Gin Gogh.
The Creepy One
03-02-2011, 18:22
And the arrogant cousin they never have over.
E. Gogh
Then there's his third-cousin once removed, a big cheese who lives Down Under: Aussie-a-Gogh.
S.
and that major league wannabe who never did practice enough catching those fly balls: Fun Gogh.
Where this "Family" is from .... Chicagogh
:lifter
Who could forget that beautiful, but prudish young woman, born in September: Vir Gogh, or
The infamous Spanish nobleman of mystery and intrigue: Hildal Gogh, or
The Chilean bon vivant: Santia Gogh, or
That lovely island girl who could give Ginger a run for her money: Archipela Gogh, or finally,
The recidivist South American grifter: Con Gogh
All these family members are great, but let's not forget what they called the sum of the man Vincent himself after a bit too much absinthe....
Ear-Gogh
The original compiler of the list left out the most obvious member of the tribe, it’s patriarch, and CEO of an Indian casino near Tucson, Papa Gogh.
Pat
Masochist
03-02-2011, 20:12
Where this "Family" is from .... Chicagogh
:lifter
Not according to his west coast relative, Sandy A. Gogh.
Who can forget the bachelor nephew who made the news when he died during an orgy at the Playboy Mansion, Whata Wayta Gogh?
Pat
Fox News Alert...three more relatives were found hiding out behind the Wisconsin state house during the latest festivities...the newest and most orange member of the Dancing with the Stars cast, her skin is like leather: Tan Gogh,
and the Aussie member of the Canidae family branch, Crikey ! Din Gogh,
and that long lost, and arguably most heroic member of the Wallace clan...who joins us now for analysis: Glas Gogh.
Punsters. Lend me your ear. It rhymes with "Glock".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2010/01/how_to_say_van_gogh.shtml
In my neighborhood gogh, or glock depended on the block, this man had a lock on glock, as gogh was no Caravaggio.
Punsters. Lend me your ear. It rhymes with "Glock".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2010/01/how_to_say_van_gogh.shtml
What do they know, spoil sport? Gogh away. :D ;)
Pat
What do they know, spoil sport? Gogh away. :D ;)
Pat
"What do they know?" They invented the language, Spock.
Actually, when in the Netherlands or Holland (both commonly accepted Anglicized geographical terms for die Niederlande), it sounds more like Fawn Hoke with a harsh kind of gk sound on the end than a glawk sound.
But it's infinitely more fun with the Anglicized 'oh' ending.
Wenn in Rom und alles was - aber so geht es...
Richard :munchin
Punsters. Lend me your ear. It rhymes with "Glock".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2010/01/how_to_say_van_gogh.shtml
From the BBC...tomato, tomato...back to the fun.
Recently found under Charlie Sheen’s couch - two long lost midget porn stars - the island twins - drum roll please…Trini and Toba Gogh.
And, after smoking many a dubie, the world’s most famous beatnik girl finally found her soul mate within the family: Bon Gogh.
Peace man.
From the BBC...tomato, tomato...back to the fun.
Recently found under Charlie Sheen’s couch - two long lost midget porn stars - the island twins - drum roll please…Trini and Toba Gogh.
And, after smoking many a dubie, the world’s most famous beatnik girl finally found her soul mate within the family: Bon Gogh.
Peace man.
I thought Bon Gogh was a beatnick.
I though Bon Gogh was a beatnick.
Yes he is, she found her soul mate...some say a match made in heaven.
She used to date another member of the family an Irishman, but it did not work out with...Sli Gogh.
Then there is the crotchity, old Uncle who is a chronic pain the back to everyone ... Lum Bag Gogh.
x SF med
03-03-2011, 09:20
Don't forget his famous formula race car driving great nephew --- Indy Gogh
He was always a little blue....
x SF med
03-03-2011, 09:27
Never forget the empathetic member of the family... Sim Patty Gogh
Where this "Family" is from .... Chicagogh
:lifterWhich explains how one of the sleaziest leaves on the family tree became Governor of the state: Blah Gogh.
Pat
Two additional members of this prolific family have been discovered:
Fandan Gogh, a temperamental, quick stepping, expert castanet playing Andalusian dancer from the province of Seville, was concerned that her life had absolutely no meaning until she met her 5th cousin, a logician, Er Gogh…the meaning of her life became abundantly clear.
Seems like our "get up and Gogh" got up and went. :D
Pat
The whining, couch potato(e) of a step son: I don't Wanna Gogh
Then there's that impetuous Asian beauty with a skin rash: Impa Thai Gogh.
S.
And the pilot uncle who was immortalized in the Saturday morning cartoons - Clutch Car Gogh...with his pals Spinner and Paddlefoot.
Dozer523
03-04-2011, 14:50
The whining, couch potato(e) of a step son: I don't Wanna Gogh
:confused:Don't you mean Don Juan A Gogh?
You might be thinking of his identical (but easy and overly eager) sister: I Wanda Gogh? All the boys like her.;)
Utah Bob
03-04-2011, 18:22
The fuel efficient car designing third cousin twice removed?
S. Car Gogh
I knew that guy. He lacked backbone.
We met our latest member of this diverse family at an elegant setting on Cañon Drive in Beverly Hills. This mystery uncle loves to indulge in Austrian specialties such as Wienerschnitzel and Kaiserschmarren… Willkommener Herr Spa Gogh.
While in S. E. Asia, I personally met the grand patriarch of this entire clan. He fathered many children and was know far and wide as Pa Gogh Da.
Jim
Let us not forget that sassy and ever popular lady who answered the 3 a.m. Antonio Cromartie booty call - once too often - Pre Gogh.